"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Friend pulled down his pants in front of everyone

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Couldn't believe it. A bunch of friends and I were drinking at a house party, there was a couple hotties there, and the general convo was turning to the sex topic. I was doing the C&F routine on the chicks, and it seemed to be working pretty well. My buddy was talking to this other chick and was joking around about how he was hung like a horse. Everybody just kinda laughed. He said "Proofs in the pudding", stood up and pulled down his fking pants in front of everybody.

The girls were like "OMG!!" and seemed taken back and impressed. I didn't fkin look. I mean, here I am running game, and my idiot friend does something stupid like that and the girls attention all shifted towards him.

that ruined my game on those chicks.

what an @sshole.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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well, I don't think he was trying to ruin my chances, it just kinda took the wind out of my sails.

now he's known as the "gutsy don't give a sh!t" guy to the group.
 
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I have to ask, did he fvck those girls afterwards?
 
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Snowman23 said:
well, I don't think he was trying to ruin my chances, it just kinda took the wind out of my sails.

now he's known as the "gutsy don't give a sh!t" guy to the group.
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so you're mad at your friend for being gutsy...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey, if you got a big schlong, might as well show it off. lol You should have challenged him to a sword fight. :lol: That would have shifted everything back to you for sure. lol
 
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That's actually pretty funny; kudos to him not giving a **** and showing off his massive schlong. Probably boosted his odds considerably.
 
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This reminds me of the time i almost pulled down my underwear in the restaurant in front of some 20 people for the same reason.


You have insecurities, thats very clear.

A confident guy, would have made a joke about his shlong, shut him down and shifted attention of girls back on to him self.
 
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lol, this actually reminds me of a couple years back at my friends house party. This one girl that I fu**ed was there and bragging/talking about how I was well endowed. Well her Puerto Rican friend wanted to see, so after pretending to be shy for a minute I just pulled that sh!t out. Although it took some talking I banged the puerto rican that same night :cool: . Her and her friend are still not cool anymore. Women :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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