"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Friend pulled down his pants in front of everyone

Snowman23

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Couldn't believe it. A bunch of friends and I were drinking at a house party, there was a couple hotties there, and the general convo was turning to the sex topic. I was doing the C&F routine on the chicks, and it seemed to be working pretty well. My buddy was talking to this other chick and was joking around about how he was hung like a horse. Everybody just kinda laughed. He said "Proofs in the pudding", stood up and pulled down his fking pants in front of everybody.

The girls were like "OMG!!" and seemed taken back and impressed. I didn't fkin look. I mean, here I am running game, and my idiot friend does something stupid like that and the girls attention all shifted towards him.

that ruined my game on those chicks.

what an @sshole.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Snowman23

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well, I don't think he was trying to ruin my chances, it just kinda took the wind out of my sails.

now he's known as the "gutsy don't give a sh!t" guy to the group.
 

Kal0051

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I have to ask, did he fvck those girls afterwards?
 

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Snowman23 said:
well, I don't think he was trying to ruin my chances, it just kinda took the wind out of my sails.

now he's known as the "gutsy don't give a sh!t" guy to the group.
so you're mad at your friend for being gutsy...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hey, if you got a big schlong, might as well show it off. lol You should have challenged him to a sword fight. :lol: That would have shifted everything back to you for sure. lol
 

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That's actually pretty funny; kudos to him not giving a **** and showing off his massive schlong. Probably boosted his odds considerably.
 

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This reminds me of the time i almost pulled down my underwear in the restaurant in front of some 20 people for the same reason.


You have insecurities, thats very clear.

A confident guy, would have made a joke about his shlong, shut him down and shifted attention of girls back on to him self.
 

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lol, this actually reminds me of a couple years back at my friends house party. This one girl that I fu**ed was there and bragging/talking about how I was well endowed. Well her Puerto Rican friend wanted to see, so after pretending to be shy for a minute I just pulled that sh!t out. Although it took some talking I banged the puerto rican that same night :cool: . Her and her friend are still not cool anymore. Women :rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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