"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Grover_mister

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a guy i know named zach has a problem and i told him i would help.


well he met this girl who is pretty good looking. they flirted back and forth as he says but they came to find somtin out thats not good.


this girl is like his 3rd or 4th cousin.

now where i live u can marry ur 3rd cousin and beyond.

but here is the problem he doesnt know how to come about it lol..

so what should we tell this poor sap
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ViciousDADogg

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Tell him.


Tell him to marry the game, not a b1tch.
 

Obsidian

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bah, i don't see anything wrong with it. I've read that even marrying your first cousin (which is legal in about half the country) raises the risk of genetic defects only slightly. Marrying your distant cousin is probably quite safe.

and they're far enough apart that most people won't be able to figure out they're related
 
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