"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Grover_mister

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a guy i know named zach has a problem and i told him i would help.


well he met this girl who is pretty good looking. they flirted back and forth as he says but they came to find somtin out thats not good.


this girl is like his 3rd or 4th cousin.

now where i live u can marry ur 3rd cousin and beyond.

but here is the problem he doesnt know how to come about it lol..

so what should we tell this poor sap
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ViciousDADogg

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Tell him.


Tell him to marry the game, not a b1tch.
 
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Obsidian

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bah, i don't see anything wrong with it. I've read that even marrying your first cousin (which is legal in about half the country) raises the risk of genetic defects only slightly. Marrying your distant cousin is probably quite safe.

and they're far enough apart that most people won't be able to figure out they're related
 
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