"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fried eggs..good or not?

ryannath

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Say for breakfeast, I fry and eat four eggs..are fried eggs healthy to eat when bulking, or are there other ways to cook them that are healtier?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I fvcking hate boiled or poached eggs and always eat them fried in butter or eat them scrambled. I grew up with fried eggs and bologna with toast.

Christ, now I'm starving . . .

Alton Brown says unsalted butter is vastly superior for your health than margarine or "low fat" substitutes.
 

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fried eggs are fine; scrambled are good, too. some big guys still swear by raw eggs.....

unsalted butter is vastly superior for your health than margarine or "low fat" substitutes.
yeh, if you're going to fry eggs, use anything that's transfat free and you'll be fine, it's not like there's that much grease involved.
 

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One thing about eggs that freaks me out is when I bust the shell and pour the egg into the skillet, and I see what white gooey stuff, I always think that white stuff looks like chicken sperm. Does anyone know if it is sperm or not? I'd love to be proven that's it's not, so it wouldn't freak me out. I'm not joking, so don't laugh.
 

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It's not, the albumin is pretty much just straight protein for the chick to assemble it's body from. Most eggs come from farms where the hens don't get knocked up. So the egg is more like a chicken menstration. Tasty :D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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oh come on, little fried never killed anyone.

fat is important too, like protein.
 

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If you're eating eggs every day, I'd suggest you switch to "Egg-Beaters" or onother whole egg alternative. Four eggs aday, every day can put a lot of cholesterol in your system. At 21 it won't effect you much, but in 20 years it will screw up your heart!

I also agree with Karma Sutra that butter is better for you than any of that fake crap.
 

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la la la la la dietary cholesterol is irrelevant to blood serum cholesterol levels la la la la la

* this message brought to you by people tired of hearing about how much cholesterol is in eggs. it is absolutely, utterly irrelevant to your heart health.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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let's suppose there's a strong non-hereditary component to "cholesterol levels" (a huge misnomer) and that what people call "cholesterol levels" actually are important for heart health (simon would dispute this, along with the late dr. atkins and others). dietary cholesterol has no impact on what people call "cholesterol levels" because what they really mean are the concentrations of cholesterol-binding lipids (LDL & HDL) that carry cholesterol through the bloodstream. the amount of dietary cholesterol you consume has no bearing on either one.
 
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