"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Freaked the ****kkkk out... Woke with black spot on my D :(

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Serious thread is serious.

I have made a series of poor lifestyle choices with women, pickup, and game. I have attempted to be more cautious but, you know one thing leads to another.

The other morning, I woke up and noticed a black spot on my D. I freaked the **** out thinking I broke myself.

After a bit of water, I realized it was just lint.



I'm daft and clearly an idiot.

Seriously, strap up fellas. Its trench warfare. Women be packing crotch cricket and derppppEEs.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Same thing happened to me yesterday, I had to double take then picked it off. Thought it was da herp.

My penis stay in immaculate condition, despite the hordes of wh0res being backbacked and creampied by me.

Never gonna change.
 
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dam for a second thought you got cancer buddy stay safe
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Hahaha

Yea, I can attest it's will shake the frame of even a strongest man to see his d1ck "deformed" the next morning after sex.

One of my earliest experiences that has lead me down the path towards qualifying women — I don't ever date club/party girls.
 
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JayAce said:
I laughed. Glad it was just lint, bro
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Lmfao... Its coming after a series of skull ****in and parking lot thruster's. Current rotation erosion but, I had been pretty reckless.

I said my prayers and a thanked 7lbs 8 oz baby Jesus in my tuxedo t shirt listening to Lynard Skinard.
 
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Spaz said:
Hahaha

Yea, I can attest it's will shake the frame of even a strongest man to see his d1ck "deformed" the next morning after sex.

One of my earliest experiences that has lead me down the path towards qualifying women — I don't ever date club/party girls.
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I run trains on club girls and bar stars.

My mate and I pulled two to a college frat house. I am 30 and I noticed salt and pepper on my pubes. SRS.

One girl was being a **** so, my mate and I froze her out. Bish is dead to us. The other girl was dtf. Took her hand, led her to the bedroom and destroyed her. We went full blown Eiffel tower.

Rolled out after midnight to go get more girls.

Hit club till after 1am. My mate pulled. I ****ed up by not doing the robbery on her friend outside the ques. End up back at her place. My mate asked her if she has ever been to Paris? Have you ever been up to the Eiffel tower?

Lololol no dice. She was into my mate so we kicked her out and went to go get more girls and grits.

Almost ran a train on two girls same night.

Needless to say, I should be more cautious, and strap up.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DEEZEDBRAH said:
Serious thread is serious.

I have made a series of poor lifestyle choices with women, pickup, and game. I have attempted to be more cautious but, you know one thing leads to another.

The other morning, I woke up and noticed a black spot on my D. I freaked the **** out thinking I broke myself.

After a bit of water, I realized it was just lint.



I'm daft and clearly an idiot.

Seriously, strap up fellas. Its trench warfare. Women be packing crotch cricket and derppppEEs.
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eat the black thing to save the penis
 
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