"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Frat Parties

On_the_Top

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Man what can I say, the are hot, sweaty, usual 500 people packed into a house, and the cops usualy stop by. Not saying that they are aren't fun, and even better when you can't remember what the **** happened to you, but it seems that Iam lacking in that area when it comes getting booty in that area.

For some reason now(like something ticked in my head), all I wanna do is ****, no strings attatched, no worrying about freaking awakwardness, no realtionships attatched. Now my problem is Iam usualy uptight when I first arrive at the parties, but after a while I get paly with everyone and just start picking random groups of girls for me and my friends to dance with. Its usualy after a few grinds or booty bounces, the girl either gets pulled away by friends, or either v-lines away. Now I don't go up smelling bad, I dress nice, and try to act ****y as hell. :confused:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wiesman44

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Girls aren't stupid. THey all know what guys are after a frat parties. You act like the sketchy dude by hitting on girls at frat parties. More than likely, girls are going to protect their girlfriend.s
 

Interpol

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Originally posted by Wiesman44
Girls aren't stupid. THey all know what guys are after a frat parties. You act like the sketchy dude by hitting on girls at frat parties. More than likely, girls are going to protect their girlfriend.s
95% of girls go to frat parties with the intention of meeting a guy. If every girl you hit on is getting sketched out, you're probably doing something wrong.
 
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