"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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FR: This was Awesome!!!

G-Man UK

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Quality FR m8, I'm just gonna pick out a few of my favourites!


Me: Can you catch love?
HB9: Why?
Me: (pointing towards my crotch) Theres 2 Ballz coming your way.
HB9: Laughing - Where did you get that one from?
Me: The same place you got your shoes - the joke shop.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Me: Excuse me love - where did you get your haircut?
HB9.5: Why?
Me: Because it looks like the Butchers been cutting it.
HB9.5: - Hit me on arm
Me: hehehe - ye go get a proper haircut

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Pure Quality m8 LOL
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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JJMcLure

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Holy crap. I read this because I just read your latest FR.

I actually laughed out loud when at the part where you insult (not neg-hit) the chicks.

The shoe insult and the butcher shop insult. Pure hilarity.

Seriously, funny stuff. :D
 

quest

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not real sure about ur techniques.

i did like the internet dancing line.. prob a bit early to use it mind you..

but it is good to see a field report all the same.
 

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Me: Where did you learn how to dance? The Internet?
Haha. I think this is actually a good neg. Yeah, it's an insult, but it's too funny to take offense to. It's a shame you wasted it on the LSE chick. Steer clear of those! I think it'd get a good reaction from a normal girl.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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:crackup:

hahahaha, that whole FR was hilarious. :up:
 

kk2004

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Ic

What if I took my gurl to a club and some guy whose bigger than me, much bigger than me made my gf cry like ur story. I would get mad too. And what would arguing do. Well the fact she's crying over some dumb shi*t like that is retarted. But what if he was bothering her, and my gf told him to stop and he wouldnt. It would be my responsibilty to get him to stop. BUt i cant fight the guy cuz ill lose, but i guess its my job to close my eyes and swing anyway. How would i stop a guy from bothering my gf in a club? Im very skinny.

And i dont want to avoid the clubs out of fear thats retarted.
 

isotope

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RE:^^^^

you could tell the bouncers on him

or just start the fight but make sure the bouncers are nearby and see you. That way they will break it up before you get your ass kicked.

and make sure he doesnt have any friends nearby
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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