"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
FR: This was Awesome!!!
- Thread starter G-Man UK
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I actually laughed out loud when at the part where you insult (not neg-hit) the chicks.
The shoe insult and the butcher shop insult. Pure hilarity.
Seriously, funny stuff.
affliction
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Haha. I think this is actually a good neg. Yeah, it's an insult, but it's too funny to take offense to. It's a shame you wasted it on the LSE chick. Steer clear of those! I think it'd get a good reaction from a normal girl.
bbestar
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then once they frown... I just smile...and just say,, im just fVcking with you
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
King of You
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h2o
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hahahaha, that whole FR was hilarious.
What if I took my gurl to a club and some guy whose bigger than me, much bigger than me made my gf cry like ur story. I would get mad too. And what would arguing do. Well the fact she's crying over some dumb shi*t like that is retarted. But what if he was bothering her, and my gf told him to stop and he wouldnt. It would be my responsibilty to get him to stop. BUt i cant fight the guy cuz ill lose, but i guess its my job to close my eyes and swing anyway. How would i stop a guy from bothering my gf in a club? Im very skinny.
And i dont want to avoid the clubs out of fear thats retarted.
isotope
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you could tell the bouncers on him
or just start the fight but make sure the bouncers are nearby and see you. That way they will break it up before you get your ass kicked.
and make sure he doesnt have any friends nearby
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.