"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
FR: This was Awesome!!!
- Thread starter G-Man UK
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I actually laughed out loud when at the part where you insult (not neg-hit) the chicks.
The shoe insult and the butcher shop insult. Pure hilarity.
Seriously, funny stuff.
affliction
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Haha. I think this is actually a good neg. Yeah, it's an insult, but it's too funny to take offense to. It's a shame you wasted it on the LSE chick. Steer clear of those! I think it'd get a good reaction from a normal girl.
bbestar
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then once they frown... I just smile...and just say,, im just fVcking with you
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
King of You
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h2o
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hahahaha, that whole FR was hilarious.
What if I took my gurl to a club and some guy whose bigger than me, much bigger than me made my gf cry like ur story. I would get mad too. And what would arguing do. Well the fact she's crying over some dumb shi*t like that is retarted. But what if he was bothering her, and my gf told him to stop and he wouldnt. It would be my responsibilty to get him to stop. BUt i cant fight the guy cuz ill lose, but i guess its my job to close my eyes and swing anyway. How would i stop a guy from bothering my gf in a club? Im very skinny.
And i dont want to avoid the clubs out of fear thats retarted.
isotope
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you could tell the bouncers on him
or just start the fight but make sure the bouncers are nearby and see you. That way they will break it up before you get your ass kicked.
and make sure he doesnt have any friends nearby
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.