"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Talked to a table of girls at lunch.

ElStud

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You guys know the drill. Here's the approach...

So I sat down at this table of girls at lunch and I even knew the Lauren girl who sat there. So soon as I go into to the set I say something along the lines of "You girls must be nervous, I'm sitting here and you're not talking to me". And then one girl ask me about wrestling and that happens. Eventually I just start joking with the girls and there's this one particular girl who's f*cking cracking up. At one point she did get disinterested though, because she moved her chair away. And I tried to talk to Lauren 2 times. First time I tried to ask her about her weekend she says she can't understand what I'm saying and I'm like "You need some hearing aids babe". Second time I just vibed with her and when I asked her what she did she was like "I went downtown". So then I was like "What'd you go downtown for? A strip club?" and shocked she was all "No I went to this restaurant". Blah blah, she asks me what I did and at first I can't remember, but then I start talking about this party I went to. Blah blah, told her about that and I asked her "What restaurant did you go to?". Blah blah she starts talking about the restuarant and I'm eventually like "Haha, you're losing me here Lauren" because I had no idea what she was talking about. As for the other girls, one particular girl was just cracking up the whole time and she was like "Oh my god, I can't stop laughing" and the bell rung and she was like "Thank god". So that was that set, nothing particularly interesting.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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WesCottII

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Chalk up another pointless interaction for "Mr interaction".

They seemed to be taking the p!ss out of you......

As for the other girls, one particular girl was just cracking up the whole time and she was like "Oh my god, I can't stop laughing" and the bell rung and she was like "Thank god".
Reads to me that the were laughing AT you rather than with you.
 

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Don't reply to his posts... it'll end up looking conceptually identical to his previous one.
 

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Good point.

No-one post after this!!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sorry, I feed the Stud.

So El Stud, do you remember what I advised you to do last time? Don't call girls whoers, strippers, etc. unless they know you're interested and kidding...other than that, you should stop "vibing" and try being direct. Just ask one out on a date. You're posts are beginning to depress me, so make some progress already!

:trouble:
 

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Alkali said:
Sorry I feed the Stud.

So El Stud, do you remember what I advised you to do last time? Don't call girls whoers, strippers, etc. unless they know you're interested and kidding...other than that, you should stop "vibing" and try being direct. Just ask one out on a date. You're posts are beginning to depress me, so make some progress already!

:trouble:
Hey! What did we just get through telling yall?
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
Hey! What did we just get through telling yall?
I addressed you in that first line. Do you see it now?
 

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krazyboy99 said:
GWA, i notice you give a ton of advice on damn near every thread i read. you're only 15 years old. i'd just like to publicly call you out and ask you what your qualifications are: how popular are you in school, how many chicks have you laid, etc what is it that makes you so damn wise and able to give advice to not only elstud but also 30 and 40 year old men who might take you seriously?
Lmao, relax man. His balls havnt even dropped yet, no need to bust em yet.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ElStud

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Alkali said:
Sorry, I feed the Stud.

So El Stud, do you remember what I advised you to do last time? Don't call girls whoers, strippers, etc. unless they know you're interested and kidding...other than that, you should stop "vibing" and try being direct. Just ask one out on a date. You're posts are beginning to depress me, so make some progress already!

:trouble:
I didn't call her a stripper. Plus lol I don't think she was too offended due to the fact she asked me what I did over the weekend later. And I don't know about you, but I usually don't really have to be interested in a girl to approach her. Most of the time I just approach for practice.

GWA, i notice you give a ton of advice on damn near every thread i read. you're only 15 years old. i'd just like to publicly call you out and ask you what your qualifications are: how popular are you in school, how many chicks have you laid, etc what is it that makes you so damn wise and able to give advice to not only elstud but also 30 and 40 year old men who might take you seriously?
Could it be that someone else is catching on to GWA? Seriously though, the fact that he's a well known troll who gives advice and doesn't actually use it or test it, doesn't help his case.
 

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Bro I gave you excellent advice last time. Start gaming dudes.
 

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ElStud said:
Could it be that someone else is catching on to GWA? Seriously though, the fact that he's a well known troll who gives advice and doesn't actually use it or test it, doesn't help his case.
Another one of his favorite lines...oh well takes one troll to know one
 
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