Vulpine
Master Don Juan
My gf and I were out "bar hopping" picking up applications for me as I am looking for a bartender job. We decided to stop for a while at the next place and get a light meal to tide us over until dinner and I could fill out a few aps while waiting for our food.
We arrive and ask to be seated on the patio. On the way through, I caught the eye of a chick at the bar staring.
I couldn't help but to lock eyes and
on the way past... her mouth actually dropped open about a half inch!
:crackup:
That chick, you ask?
I hit on that chick on match a long time ago, chatted, got her number, called, left a message, never got a call back, and I cut contact dead after the message. No second call, nothing: she was a secretary or "AA" and sitting in front of the comp all day attention who®ing.
Several months later, she appeared on MySpace. She found me and sent me a friend request. I replied with:
V: "My friends return my calls."
HB: "WHAT!!?"
V: "You still have my number, go ahead and return that call. In the meantime, this friend request will remain unanswered."
HB: *no response*
Like, what the ƒuck did she think was going to happen? Yes, I know, she thought I was going to wet my pants with excitement that she contacted me again.
:nono:
Ok, so months go by and I've been lifting since, dieting, getting some sun, etc. Since she had no idea what I looked like in person...
So walking by, I checked out who she was with. No wonder her jaw dropped! My gf is easily 2 points hotter, and her dude was a lump of goo.
Afterwards, she actually positioned herself 180º to watch the patio entrance. I came back in to use the bathroom and she was immediately locking eyes and staring. I couldn't help it - I just had to stick my tongue out at her and wink.
That weekend, I get this goofy message on my phone that's about 5 minutes long. I checked the number - it was vaguely familiar. So, I replayed the message. It sounded like drunks, or at least people out doing some sort of frollicking. A couple chicks, maybe a couple dudes. So, I figured it was a mis-dial, or someone hit "send" accidentally.
But, come on, flip-phones accidentally being left open for 5 minutes?
This has actually happend to me before, the "staged accident" call. I'm 80% sure it was the same chick.
Like, "Hey, here's my number, I'm out having fun, oops, I must've accidentally scrolled and hit send on your number... oops"?
Crazy AW's and their schemes! :crazy:
Has anyone else had this sort of experience? Staged accidents?
We arrive and ask to be seated on the patio. On the way through, I caught the eye of a chick at the bar staring.
Hold on... that's that chick!
I couldn't help but to lock eyes and
on the way past... her mouth actually dropped open about a half inch!:crackup:
That chick, you ask?
I hit on that chick on match a long time ago, chatted, got her number, called, left a message, never got a call back, and I cut contact dead after the message. No second call, nothing: she was a secretary or "AA" and sitting in front of the comp all day attention who®ing.
Several months later, she appeared on MySpace. She found me and sent me a friend request. I replied with:
V: "My friends return my calls."
HB: "WHAT!!?"
V: "You still have my number, go ahead and return that call. In the meantime, this friend request will remain unanswered."
HB: *no response*
Like, what the ƒuck did she think was going to happen? Yes, I know, she thought I was going to wet my pants with excitement that she contacted me again.
:nono:
Ok, so months go by and I've been lifting since, dieting, getting some sun, etc. Since she had no idea what I looked like in person...
So walking by, I checked out who she was with. No wonder her jaw dropped! My gf is easily 2 points hotter, and her dude was a lump of goo.
Afterwards, she actually positioned herself 180º to watch the patio entrance. I came back in to use the bathroom and she was immediately locking eyes and staring. I couldn't help it - I just had to stick my tongue out at her and wink.
That weekend, I get this goofy message on my phone that's about 5 minutes long. I checked the number - it was vaguely familiar. So, I replayed the message. It sounded like drunks, or at least people out doing some sort of frollicking. A couple chicks, maybe a couple dudes. So, I figured it was a mis-dial, or someone hit "send" accidentally.
But, come on, flip-phones accidentally being left open for 5 minutes?
This has actually happend to me before, the "staged accident" call. I'm 80% sure it was the same chick.
Like, "Hey, here's my number, I'm out having fun, oops, I must've accidentally scrolled and hit send on your number... oops"?
Crazy AW's and their schemes! :crazy:
Has anyone else had this sort of experience? Staged accidents?
