"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR, sort of...

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So a group of us went out last night and while we were in a bar pre drinking before the clubs a couple of girls joined us. I'm not sure how that happened.

Me and 2 friends were at a table and my other 2 friends came back from the bar to our table with these 2 girls.

There seemed to be the initial awkward questions, "what do you do for work etc"? But before long one of the girls had relocated to my lap. I didn't even have to try anything and I had a girl on my lap who kept turning round to make out with me while I ran my hands up and down her legs. Her friend didn't look best pleased.

We moved on to the club, and I basically spent the rest of the night grinding/making out with this girl. And she was down for everything in the club. She kept putting her hand down my trousers and massaging my d1ck so I kept putting my hands down her trousers and squeezing her b*t and playing with her pu**y and tits and she was loving it. Her friend still wasn't best pleased lol.

I kept leading her away from the rest of our group to see if she would come with me alone, and she did gladly every time, which I was pretty happy about because she was a real tongue warrior.

Her friend kept tracking us down each and every time though to co*k block.

She kept saying "I love you" over and over along with "I want to have sex with you".

Then my friends wanted to leave, I tried to go back with the girl to the b+b they were staying at but her friend was still resisting and the girl suddenly turned cold so it didn't happen in the end and I still remained a virgin at the end of the night lol.

I'm not down about it or anything though as I had a good night and its the closest I've got yet. To be honest it was good just to not see all of my friends pull effortlessly while I got nothing for once. For it to be the other way around was very refreshing.

I don't know what attracted the girl to me in the first place, whether it was just luck (right time right place) or what thats what I need to find a way of replicating lol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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