"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FR: sorry bro, this chick's MINE!

lebRambo

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hey guys. second FR. Getting more confident ;)

so, at a 21st last night. I know the guy a little bit, but mostly know him through my other friend, who does the same course as me at uni. so, I get there, I know maybe 3 people there, but I start chatting with randoms, having a great night (confidence was sky high). So I spot this HB8 with a seat free next to her. I go over and introduce myself, find out a little about her. Turns out she is studying nursing. So I give her a hard time about nurses being medical school rejects and sh*t. She was laughing and playfully punching and rubbing my arm. So a good song comes on and I get up to dance (deliberately without asking her to join me). She watches me for a little while, then gets up to dance a little away from me, watching me as if hoping to get invited to dance with me. :D Oh, i love it....

Eventually I tell her i'll dance with her, since she's been angling for it so hard. I just say, i'll be back in a little while. She's like 'okay!' all happy and sh*t. So I go outside to smoke a cigar with some guys I had met there, and we're having this great convo when she comes out looking all hurt and says to me 'I thought you promised me a dance..." I smile, take another drag on my Montague No.2 (excellent cigar :D ) and pass it to my mate. I grab her arm, pull her closer to me, and look into her eyes and say "If you're that desperate, i'll indulge you." She punches me again and leads me to the dance floor. So we're dancing, and I just slip my phone out of my pocket, pass it to her without a word, and she smiles and punches in her number.

So, later, i'm talking with some of my boys and she's there too, when this guy comes up and hugs her and says something in her ear. Well, it turns out that this guy is her boyfriend, but kinda...not. He's really weird...like, they don't kiss, they don't do anything together...its like a relationship of convenience. So I ask my friend about this, and he says that he's not even sure Alex (her bf) even knows what to do. This guy is so AFC he isn't even INTERESTED in sex. So I figure this is an easy steal. She smiled at me after her bf left as well, so thats a good sign.

Kinda disappointing really. A little TOO easy (not being ****y or anything, everyone here would have thought that too). You boys know what i'm talking about: a lot of the thrill is in the chase huh? :)

So i'm gonna call her in a few days.

Okay: critiques, suggestions, etc. Post away!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HAHAHAHAHA:D Classic Mate. I can Just Imagine....

Chick: I'm sorry but we need time apart....
AFC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Me in NT*: What the hell was that? :confused:

She's like putty in your hands mate.....go for it......

~Peace Out
 

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u couldve at least told homeboy about this sight.

Well played evening, u did everything right. congrats.

I like how you werent afraid to leave her on the dance floor. I know the games we play with women might seem mean. But they love it so.

Dont be puzzy whipped Craig....You gotta reverse it.....Whip that puzzy BANG BANG BANG
 

lebRambo

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cheers guys. I'll post a follow up after I contact her. Probably tomorrow or something (always like to wait at least 2 days)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lebRambo

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UPDATE: says she's attracted to me but doesnt want to leave her boyfriend. Oh well, at least I know what I have is working. :cool:
 

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Damn, I thought I was the only one who used the "hand them your cell phone to get their number" routine.
 

lebRambo

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
Damn, I thought I was the only one who used the "hand them your cell phone to get their number" routine.
haha! sorry bro, but great minds think alike! :D
 

animal crackers

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Hey man nice work!

She says she likes you but doesn't want to leave her boyfriend.

Hmm...I am in the exact same situation with the girl from Saturday. HB She came and visited me at work today, and made a point of saying she was with her bf yesterday. She never said she didn't want to leave him...but I don't want her to.

I'm trying to turn her into a ONS or maybe a few night stand, but she's hard to get a hold of.

What i'm thinking now is to get her to come out with me to do something innocent like pool or something.(What you're bf doesn't let you meet new friends.) and then structuring an opportunity to be alone where her bf would never know about it.

That's the only thing I can think of.

If you have any other ideas let me know.



animal crackers
 

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thats an idea man, but make sure you find out about her bf a little. If he's a muscle-bound thug with a mean jealous streak, i'd say she isn't worth getting your ass beat over.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by lebRambo
thats an idea man, but make sure you find out about her bf a little. If he's a muscle-bound thug with a mean jealous streak, i'd say she isn't worth getting your ass beat over.
Word!


Sometimes these lil birds have a way of doing this shyt just to see her caveman boyfriend come out and smash people.

And the entire time you can bet your ass she will be watching doing this..

:cheer: :woo: :cheer: :woo: :cheer: :cheer:
 
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