undesputable
Master Don Juan
good going sargaholic
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
FR: Shezz and G-Man Invade Student Night...
- Thread starter undesputable
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
animal crackers
Senior Don Juan
That was a sexy FR man.
That sucks that the HB5 rejected you. You should probably go home and cry now.
That sucks that the HB5 rejected you. You should probably go home and cry now.
h2o
Banned
nice one 
seroph
Don Juan
cheers
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Quality FR, as usual.
Do you ever use any of the numbers afterwards?
Do you ever use any of the numbers afterwards?
isotope
Senior Don Juan
what type of dates do you take them on?
like, how do you go about impressing the club-type girls?
like, how do you go about impressing the club-type girls?
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Charlie_aus
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Nice post Shezz.
Bad luck dude on the HB5....
Havent seen ya on MSn for a while
-C
Bad luck dude on the HB5....
Havent seen ya on MSn for a while
-C