"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was in the copy room doing nothing (I'm an office assistant) when this hot girl walked in with a teacher to make some copies

Teacher: Just DON'T touch the copier, whatever you do!
HB: Okay

Then, the teacher leaves, leaving me and HB alone

HB: Hey!
Me: Hey! Better stay away from that copier!
HB: Haha! I know, I can't touch it!
HB: I'm gonna sit down *grabs a seat next to me*
HB: So, are you having fun with football?
Me: Yeah, I'm having a great time. You coming to the game tonight?
HB: Yes! I'm so excited!
*Copier stops for a second*
HB: I think it's done!
Me: Don't touch it now!

She gets up, but then it starts again

Me: Dang, what'd you do to that thing?
HB: Haha, I don't know!
Me: Ya know, if this thing keeps acting like that...I'm gonna let you take the fall and tell everyone that you broke it.
HB: Haha, I'm not touching it!

The copier finally gets done

HB: I think it's done...
Me: Go and find out!

HB picks up the copies and starts to leave

HB: It's done, and I still haven't touched it! I'll cya later
Me: Cya!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Agreed with Slick, next time close. Should have said something like "You were pretty interesting, we should talk again some time," and hit it off from there.
 
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The only way it could've been a cold approach was if he was wearing a football jersey or something and she was instantly attracted. But most likely she knew him already.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I met her last year at a dance...got her number there...but I had no game at all then...and failed miserably...I did have on my football shirt since it was a gameday...or she could have just heard that I was playing football this year...I hadn't talked to her at ALL since January...and I was surprised she said anything to me
 
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