"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FR: Religious chicks DO f*ck like animals!

SandHawk

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Last night I went to one of the student pubs I regularly go to(and where I used to barkeep) after my dancing classes for a good beer. When I dropped in, the place was packed with the regular people I see there, and about 20 to 30 from a christian student society.

After having a few beers I ran into an old barkeeper who I hadn't spoken to for a while, and he invited me over to tag along with them to go into town. So I hooked up, scanned the group for 2 cute girls and managed to position myself right in between them at the table. There was a brownish 6ish girl and a black haired 7.5. I managed to get them into a conversation, negged a bit, the brown one didn't really respond to it and eventually started a convo with the old barkeeper(Whom I never spoke to in the end). The black haired one responded pretty well, and the moment we bounced from the terrace to another pub, I hooked her arm into mine.

At the other places she bought me a few beers, I started playing with her tie, pulling her towards me, and when she came too close push her off again. She eventually went like "I have a reputation to keep high" but continued to let me run my game. Eventually we went to the park, made out, touched her boobs, she rubbed my c*ck and if I had a condom with me I would have f*cked her right there.

I ended up taking her home, gave her a good f*cking, halfway through she went like "I want you to come, and when you do, tell me, so you can come in my mouth". That was pretty cool, so eventually I did blow my load in her mouth, all of which was happily swallowed with a loud "mmmmm".

She did mention church, god and that crap a few times, I just pretended I understood and quickly changed subject after that. I'm gonna keep this one around for a little while, because she does f*ck like a wild animal.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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radiodude

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Sounds like fun.

Although I hate to burst your bubble, she probably just pretends that she is Christian. Truly devoted Christians don't drink it up in the club all night and then run off to have sex with someone they just met.

She wears a title so she can keep up a facade.
 

SandHawk

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radiodude said:
Although I hate to burst your bubble, she probably just pretends that she is Christian. Truly devoted Christians don't drink it up in the club all night and then run off to have sex with someone they just met.

She wears a title so she can keep up a facade.
To be honest, I don't care if she's really christian to the bone or not, but I'm quite familiar with the student society she attends and I'm quite positively these are pretty hardcore Christians.

There is always the odd one in the group. She is probably the odd one, even tho she attends a pretty 'extreme' church and is inside a hardcore student society.
 

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Yup a lot of these chicks who claim to be high and mighty Christians **** like wild animals. They even have a name for them: Bible sluts. Sex to them is even more desirable than non-religious chicks because it's forbidden.

The most freaky sex I ever had was with a religious chick.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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