"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: Religious chicks DO f*ck like animals!

SandHawk

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Last night I went to one of the student pubs I regularly go to(and where I used to barkeep) after my dancing classes for a good beer. When I dropped in, the place was packed with the regular people I see there, and about 20 to 30 from a christian student society.

After having a few beers I ran into an old barkeeper who I hadn't spoken to for a while, and he invited me over to tag along with them to go into town. So I hooked up, scanned the group for 2 cute girls and managed to position myself right in between them at the table. There was a brownish 6ish girl and a black haired 7.5. I managed to get them into a conversation, negged a bit, the brown one didn't really respond to it and eventually started a convo with the old barkeeper(Whom I never spoke to in the end). The black haired one responded pretty well, and the moment we bounced from the terrace to another pub, I hooked her arm into mine.

At the other places she bought me a few beers, I started playing with her tie, pulling her towards me, and when she came too close push her off again. She eventually went like "I have a reputation to keep high" but continued to let me run my game. Eventually we went to the park, made out, touched her boobs, she rubbed my c*ck and if I had a condom with me I would have f*cked her right there.

I ended up taking her home, gave her a good f*cking, halfway through she went like "I want you to come, and when you do, tell me, so you can come in my mouth". That was pretty cool, so eventually I did blow my load in her mouth, all of which was happily swallowed with a loud "mmmmm".

She did mention church, god and that crap a few times, I just pretended I understood and quickly changed subject after that. I'm gonna keep this one around for a little while, because she does f*ck like a wild animal.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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radiodude

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Sounds like fun.

Although I hate to burst your bubble, she probably just pretends that she is Christian. Truly devoted Christians don't drink it up in the club all night and then run off to have sex with someone they just met.

She wears a title so she can keep up a facade.
 

SandHawk

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radiodude said:
Although I hate to burst your bubble, she probably just pretends that she is Christian. Truly devoted Christians don't drink it up in the club all night and then run off to have sex with someone they just met.

She wears a title so she can keep up a facade.
To be honest, I don't care if she's really christian to the bone or not, but I'm quite familiar with the student society she attends and I'm quite positively these are pretty hardcore Christians.

There is always the odd one in the group. She is probably the odd one, even tho she attends a pretty 'extreme' church and is inside a hardcore student society.
 

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Yup a lot of these chicks who claim to be high and mighty Christians **** like wild animals. They even have a name for them: Bible sluts. Sex to them is even more desirable than non-religious chicks because it's forbidden.

The most freaky sex I ever had was with a religious chick.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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