"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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FR: Really Drunk (day one)

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http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/showthread.php?t=272
Oh dear. I love my drinking.

Just to blast this off, because more drinking tonight.

Essentially, got completely shyt faced.
Shyt faced me pushes into groups of 5 sets
5 Set loves Docs
Docs dances with group, gets pictures
Docs too Shytfaced to pay attention and dances out of the group.
Shytfaced Docs dances with other girls, grooving to music.
Music stops, end night. Docs does the drunk shuffle home...
Docs pisses on house
Docs is lucky 2 cop cars driving by didn't throw him in back of cars
Docs gets in house, throws up
Docs throws **** on desk
Docs passes out
Docs wakes up
Docs realizes room looks different then 630
Docs looks at time, 1208
Docs is 4hrs and 8 minutes late for work..
Fvck http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/images/smilies/banghead.gif

Point in case. Ensure alarm is set, and you can't be a wall flower (like my other buddy)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is this some broke Tucker Max wanna-be drinking storiy you are trying to post as interesting writing? :eek:

Sounds like it. Just not even remotely interesting. :whistle:
 

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Pffush no, lol.
I had to rush that FR out because I was heading out for work (not that I was in any condition to PU)
 
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