"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: Really Drunk (day one)

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Oh dear. I love my drinking.

Just to blast this off, because more drinking tonight.

Essentially, got completely shyt faced.
Shyt faced me pushes into groups of 5 sets
5 Set loves Docs
Docs dances with group, gets pictures
Docs too Shytfaced to pay attention and dances out of the group.
Shytfaced Docs dances with other girls, grooving to music.
Music stops, end night. Docs does the drunk shuffle home...
Docs pisses on house
Docs is lucky 2 cop cars driving by didn't throw him in back of cars
Docs gets in house, throws up
Docs throws **** on desk
Docs passes out
Docs wakes up
Docs realizes room looks different then 630
Docs looks at time, 1208
Docs is 4hrs and 8 minutes late for work..
Fvck http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/images/smilies/banghead.gif

Point in case. Ensure alarm is set, and you can't be a wall flower (like my other buddy)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Is this some broke Tucker Max wanna-be drinking storiy you are trying to post as interesting writing? :eek:

Sounds like it. Just not even remotely interesting. :whistle:
 

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Pffush no, lol.
I had to rush that FR out because I was heading out for work (not that I was in any condition to PU)
 
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