"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: PPRF and SS666 Grab a Beer

SoSuave666

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Met up with Pairplus on Friday evening at a local bar in northern Virginia. Just chatted a bunch...no sarging. It's good to see that forum members are actually down to earth people. Went from beer to beer, to shots, to bombs, back to beers, then some whiskey. It's pretty crazy we both made it home safe. In addition to all that, we had some random 60 year old woman take turns hitting on each of us. It was good to get away from the womenz and speak to another intellectual.

Anyway, anyone in the DC area want to meet up and go out let me know. I can organize something for the crowd. Both Pairplus and myself are recently out of relationships and on the rebound...lets get it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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zinc4

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How were you taking shots and there was no gaming/flirting going on...that's like dangling a piece of chocolate cake in front of a fat kid...
 

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zinc4 said:
How were you taking shots and there was no gaming/flirting going on...that's like dangling a piece of chocolate cake in front of a fat kid...
You mean between them? I'm sure there was, maybe more.

But it's not quite appropriate to talk about it on here, ya know what I'm talking about, right? :rolleyes:
 

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"Went from beer to beer, to shots, to bombs, back to beers, then some whiskey. It's pretty crazy we both made it home safe. In addition to all that, we had some random 60 year old woman take turns hitting on each of us. It was good to get away from the womenz and speak to another intellectual. "

Sounds like a budding bromance :up:

Know what you mean though. Lads' nights out are ultimately important and should be inclusive even when involved with a woman/women.

Just make sure there are some fitties involved in the next field report, otherwise suaveness may not be the only reputation gained.
 
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