"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: My main problem... I'm afraid to go for the kiss.

MikeYikes122

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Will you shut the fvck up about your video proof? God, you are fvcking moron.

Do you know how much crazy sh!t there is on YouTube? Somewhere on there, I'm sure there is a guy stapling his nuts to his thigh, but does that mean you or me should try it? I saw a clip on there the other day of a guy playing chicken with a train, then jumping away at the last moment. Does that mean I should head out to the railroad tracks and try this tomorrow afternoon when the noon train comes rolling through? If it's on YouTube, it must be possible, right?

God almighty. I think you really are mentally retarded or slow. Like I said, if this is the case, let me know because I try my best not to criticize or make fun of the mentally handicapped.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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