donjuan matteo
Don Juan
So I was setup for a blind date with some chick my buddy told me about. After meeting up with her and realizing she was 9 years younger than me and we had zero in common (plus she was only an hb7) I told her I was really busy and I'd try to hollar at her later on.
So after ditching the hb7, I'm walking through the mall, which is about to close, when I spot a dope ass hb8.5 arranging merchandise by herself at a kiosk. What a perfect, perfect opportunity...
I go to the kiosk, and pick up some of the little boxes they sell, standing next to the blonde hb8.5 who looks like cameron diaz. I say to her, "hey" and get solid eye contact. She looks down and away (good sign) and says "hi there". "so what is this stuff you are gonna try to sell to me?" She laughs. I start lightly poking fun at her, cause she is selling boxed cheese.
Things are rolling along perfectly at this point, she's telling me abut her school. her family at the holidays, and we are chatting it up. Finally I say, "ok, listen, you were such a talented and friendly sales person, I am going to buy one of your cheeses, as a gift for my mom". She says "oh great, she will love it!" and then says..."oh...sorry, but my register is closed already".
At this point I made a face like I was *very* disappointed in her. "well, t his is just no good at all...girl you are killin' me here" She laughs some more. so I say, "ok, listen, I know how you can make it up to me...would you prefer to take me to lunch or dinner?"
She turns red and turns away, not knowing how to answer, I think she was very very shy. I pulled out my phone and just said "give me your number" Her pupils dialte, and she hesitates. "....so I can try to call you later in the week, but I really am a busy guy" I figured there was no chance of me getting the digits, and 5 seconds which seemed like eternity passes..."555-4545" she rattled em off, and I put em in my phone. me, "bye"
So after ditching the hb7, I'm walking through the mall, which is about to close, when I spot a dope ass hb8.5 arranging merchandise by herself at a kiosk. What a perfect, perfect opportunity...
I go to the kiosk, and pick up some of the little boxes they sell, standing next to the blonde hb8.5 who looks like cameron diaz. I say to her, "hey" and get solid eye contact. She looks down and away (good sign) and says "hi there". "so what is this stuff you are gonna try to sell to me?" She laughs. I start lightly poking fun at her, cause she is selling boxed cheese.
Things are rolling along perfectly at this point, she's telling me abut her school. her family at the holidays, and we are chatting it up. Finally I say, "ok, listen, you were such a talented and friendly sales person, I am going to buy one of your cheeses, as a gift for my mom". She says "oh great, she will love it!" and then says..."oh...sorry, but my register is closed already".
At this point I made a face like I was *very* disappointed in her. "well, t his is just no good at all...girl you are killin' me here" She laughs some more. so I say, "ok, listen, I know how you can make it up to me...would you prefer to take me to lunch or dinner?"
She turns red and turns away, not knowing how to answer, I think she was very very shy. I pulled out my phone and just said "give me your number" Her pupils dialte, and she hesitates. "....so I can try to call you later in the week, but I really am a busy guy" I figured there was no chance of me getting the digits, and 5 seconds which seemed like eternity passes..."555-4545" she rattled em off, and I put em in my phone. me, "bye"
