BackInTheGame78
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Went on a first date with a woman, things went great, all over each other at the car at the end of night, she started rubbing my c0ck, and was like "I want to take you home so bad..." but I couldn't close it out...no big deal, I didn't push it...
She texted me the next day and made it pretty clear she wanted to fvck...had some small banter and went like this:
Her: I had a lot of fun tonight and can't wait to see you again soon!
Me: Yeah me too, although Pedro is a little upset for you giving him brushburn last night ;-) (reference to her rubbing my c0ck through my jeans)
Her: I thought about "Pedro" a lot last night and I feel really bad for him, like I need to make it up to him next time I see him.
Me: Well, maybe you can shake his hand and give him a kiss on the head next time.
Her: Well that sounds like a great way to be introduced to him!
blah blah blah...
Set up a "movie date" at her house a few days later...went over and she was like "Just so you know we are going to watch this movie" as we started kissing, and I started grabbing her a@@...I was like "No sh!t, that's what I came over here for"...
Started watching the movie and about 1/3 of the way into it we started going at it...she starts rubbing my c0ck again and i put her hand inside my pants and tell her to pull it out and stroke it, which she does...then I start grabbing her t!ts and pull them out of her bra and start kissing and sucking on them...I whisper in her ear to start sucking my c0ck and she does...as she is doing this we go down off the couch to the floor and I reach into her pants and start fingering her really good and go to pull her pants off to which she says "Uh-Uh" as in "No" and then says some sh!t about how she has to get to know me better first...Lmao!
I play it off like its no big deal so I go back to my trusted LMR breaker...intense fingering...so I start really jackhammering it and she starts moaning and breathing heavier and heavier and is like "Goddamn it...do you have a condom? I need you to stick your c0ck in there"
Then she gets up, takes me by the hand and leads me to her bedroom...
We get to the bedroom and as she is taking her clothes off she says "I can't believe I'm doing this!! I'm not the type of woman that has sex on the second date with a guy!!" I almost bust out laughing because almost EVERY girl I have banged on the first or second date says some version of this...then she says "I just hope you still are talking to me tomorrow morning"...lmao...
case closed...
Lessons learned:
-Don't think the first time she says "no" really means "no"...try again and see what happens
-Best way to break LMR? Make her so horny she begs you for your c0ck...
-Most women find it hilarious if you name your c0ck and refer it to in the third person repeatedly...I've done it to great success a number of times with various women...try it, they love it if you do it right
She texted me the next day and made it pretty clear she wanted to fvck...had some small banter and went like this:
Her: I had a lot of fun tonight and can't wait to see you again soon!
Me: Yeah me too, although Pedro is a little upset for you giving him brushburn last night ;-) (reference to her rubbing my c0ck through my jeans)
Her: I thought about "Pedro" a lot last night and I feel really bad for him, like I need to make it up to him next time I see him.
Me: Well, maybe you can shake his hand and give him a kiss on the head next time.
Her: Well that sounds like a great way to be introduced to him!
blah blah blah...
Set up a "movie date" at her house a few days later...went over and she was like "Just so you know we are going to watch this movie" as we started kissing, and I started grabbing her a@@...I was like "No sh!t, that's what I came over here for"...
Started watching the movie and about 1/3 of the way into it we started going at it...she starts rubbing my c0ck again and i put her hand inside my pants and tell her to pull it out and stroke it, which she does...then I start grabbing her t!ts and pull them out of her bra and start kissing and sucking on them...I whisper in her ear to start sucking my c0ck and she does...as she is doing this we go down off the couch to the floor and I reach into her pants and start fingering her really good and go to pull her pants off to which she says "Uh-Uh" as in "No" and then says some sh!t about how she has to get to know me better first...Lmao!
I play it off like its no big deal so I go back to my trusted LMR breaker...intense fingering...so I start really jackhammering it and she starts moaning and breathing heavier and heavier and is like "Goddamn it...do you have a condom? I need you to stick your c0ck in there"
Then she gets up, takes me by the hand and leads me to her bedroom...
We get to the bedroom and as she is taking her clothes off she says "I can't believe I'm doing this!! I'm not the type of woman that has sex on the second date with a guy!!" I almost bust out laughing because almost EVERY girl I have banged on the first or second date says some version of this...then she says "I just hope you still are talking to me tomorrow morning"...lmao...
case closed...
Lessons learned:
-Don't think the first time she says "no" really means "no"...try again and see what happens
-Best way to break LMR? Make her so horny she begs you for your c0ck...
-Most women find it hilarious if you name your c0ck and refer it to in the third person repeatedly...I've done it to great success a number of times with various women...try it, they love it if you do it right
