"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: It aint easy getting girls?

Tomatoes

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People say it aint easy getting girls? Last night i got the easiest lay ever in the world. I was heading home after being out at the pub with my mates and i got a text from my brother saying "Emma (HB8) really wants to have sex with you. We are round Chris's. Shes fit."

I was like....Ok...so i nipped over on my way home. I have no idea how this girl knew me but it seemed she was talking about me all night and fancied the pants off me. I turn up at Chris's (My bros mate).

Walk in and say hi to everyone. My bro comes up to me. Takes me over to Emma and introduces me. I take a seat next to her. Start talking about how she knows who i am. Instantly start with the kino since i sat down. When talking she rests her head on my shoulder. I turn my head and start making out with her. Within the next 3 mins. I suggest going somewhere more quiet. We head off to a spare room. Start with some light finger work before going down on her. Man she was horny and wet!

Anyways next min i look for a condom. ****! non left in my wallet! Noo!! Then chris walks in....Needed keys out the room or something for something...Anyways. He has a jonny on him so he give me that. Bonus. Next thing we are banging like animals. Didnt get home til 4:30 after turning up at 12. At work and nakered but you dont get easier than that.

Special thanks to my bro for the headsup...He is the best wingman!

Thanks to Chris too for the Jonny. Without that it would have been a frustrating disaster.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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snobby

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Nice!

Well some girls are easy to get, but some girls are too sophisticated and mature to go out with any guy so early. The younger ones are easier I noticed...I hardly have any success with the older ones lol.

It's not that hard. I noticed that girls are more friendly and social than men by nature, and they will talk to just about anyone who approaches them if they don't feel that they're getting hit. All a guy has to do is know how to act cool and if she's in for you...she is. =)

But many guys are too nervous to approach women, so they think that gettng a girl is like the toughest thing to do.
 

SamePendo

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Let me guess... you arrived in less than 30 minutes, with some catsup and spicy sauce.
 
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