Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
People say it aint easy getting girls? Last night i got the easiest lay ever in the world. I was heading home after being out at the pub with my mates and i got a text from my brother saying "Emma (HB8) really wants to have sex with you. We are round Chris's. Shes fit."
I was like....Ok...so i nipped over on my way home. I have no idea how this girl knew me but it seemed she was talking about me all night and fancied the pants off me. I turn up at Chris's (My bros mate).
Walk in and say hi to everyone. My bro comes up to me. Takes me over to Emma and introduces me. I take a seat next to her. Start talking about how she knows who i am. Instantly start with the kino since i sat down. When talking she rests her head on my shoulder. I turn my head and start making out with her. Within the next 3 mins. I suggest going somewhere more quiet. We head off to a spare room. Start with some light finger work before going down on her. Man she was horny and wet!
Anyways next min i look for a condom. ****! non left in my wallet! Noo!! Then chris walks in....Needed keys out the room or something for something...Anyways. He has a jonny on him so he give me that. Bonus. Next thing we are banging like animals. Didnt get home til 4:30 after turning up at 12. At work and nakered but you dont get easier than that.
Special thanks to my bro for the headsup...He is the best wingman!
Thanks to Chris too for the Jonny. Without that it would have been a frustrating disaster.
I was like....Ok...so i nipped over on my way home. I have no idea how this girl knew me but it seemed she was talking about me all night and fancied the pants off me. I turn up at Chris's (My bros mate).
Walk in and say hi to everyone. My bro comes up to me. Takes me over to Emma and introduces me. I take a seat next to her. Start talking about how she knows who i am. Instantly start with the kino since i sat down. When talking she rests her head on my shoulder. I turn my head and start making out with her. Within the next 3 mins. I suggest going somewhere more quiet. We head off to a spare room. Start with some light finger work before going down on her. Man she was horny and wet!
Anyways next min i look for a condom. ****! non left in my wallet! Noo!! Then chris walks in....Needed keys out the room or something for something...Anyways. He has a jonny on him so he give me that. Bonus. Next thing we are banging like animals. Didnt get home til 4:30 after turning up at 12. At work and nakered but you dont get easier than that.
Special thanks to my bro for the headsup...He is the best wingman!
Thanks to Chris too for the Jonny. Without that it would have been a frustrating disaster.