"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Inner Tube Family Fun

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I went on this weekend trip with my family for my sisters birthday to an indoor waterpark, and had a little fun myself.

I thought it would be good for meeting girls for ONS because its a vacation place, but I struggled to find girls that were my age, let alone hot.

So I was in this wavepool floating ontop a inner tube, and this girl is doing the same next to me. We had been kind of glancing at each other a little bit.

This huge wave comes around and throws me overboard, and when I finally come to the surface again this girl is laughing at me.

I tell her that she'll be next. She laughs and says I don't think so, so I go underwater and flip her over.

When she came to the surface she was shocked but smiling. hahahah then I wouldn't give her tube back! So there she is this little girl drowning in the pool as I laugh evily keeping her away from her tube.

She starts grabbing my shoulder to survive and I tell her that I'm gonna save her life, and she thanks me.

I then grab her around the waist (so she won't drown) and move her to a more shallow area, where I take my inner tube and put it over both of our heads. Now we're both inside the same tube facing each other, and I pull her really close to me, give her a little MAVEC, and kiss her.

I pulled back, and she couldn't stop smiling and looking at me, and at the same time her 2 girl friends came by and they all started girl-coding each other, and getting really giggly with each other.

I saw my family while this was happening and went over by them, and these girls followed me around for the rest of the day.



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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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spider_007

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You evil bastard, going around taking advantage of confused little gurls:eek:

bad bad bad!!!!!!:p

when i read the title i was expecting a "i made out with my cuzin" thread.
 
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