"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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FR: Inner Tube Family Fun

animal crackers

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I went on this weekend trip with my family for my sisters birthday to an indoor waterpark, and had a little fun myself.

I thought it would be good for meeting girls for ONS because its a vacation place, but I struggled to find girls that were my age, let alone hot.

So I was in this wavepool floating ontop a inner tube, and this girl is doing the same next to me. We had been kind of glancing at each other a little bit.

This huge wave comes around and throws me overboard, and when I finally come to the surface again this girl is laughing at me.

I tell her that she'll be next. She laughs and says I don't think so, so I go underwater and flip her over.

When she came to the surface she was shocked but smiling. hahahah then I wouldn't give her tube back! So there she is this little girl drowning in the pool as I laugh evily keeping her away from her tube.

She starts grabbing my shoulder to survive and I tell her that I'm gonna save her life, and she thanks me.

I then grab her around the waist (so she won't drown) and move her to a more shallow area, where I take my inner tube and put it over both of our heads. Now we're both inside the same tube facing each other, and I pull her really close to me, give her a little MAVEC, and kiss her.

I pulled back, and she couldn't stop smiling and looking at me, and at the same time her 2 girl friends came by and they all started girl-coding each other, and getting really giggly with each other.

I saw my family while this was happening and went over by them, and these girls followed me around for the rest of the day.



animal crackers
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spider_007

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You evil bastard, going around taking advantage of confused little gurls:eek:

bad bad bad!!!!!!:p

when i read the title i was expecting a "i made out with my cuzin" thread.
 
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