gimmeyofonenumba
Master Don Juan
Alright. I went to hit up a mall in a rich area of the county..MY GOD. Im trying to make the mall my experienced hunting grounds. Like the one I go to any day and leave with a #. My God were they in full force today, as soon as i walked in all i saw were 6's+ be it young chicks,chicks, milfs.
so the 1st REAL approach, I see a girl with an ass of a rating like 7/10. She's walking insanely fast, I catch up to her, and am just walkin at her pace staring to my side at her in a joking way.(She's like a 6.3) She giggles...Boom its on, I make small talk"what u buying"and she asked the same I said "Well i came here to browse, but my feet are hurting me so much from chasing you, I think i need new shoes" She laughed out like crazy. I asked her how old she was, she's 16. Iam 18..turn 19 soon. I said, you think thats a big differnce and she says "OMG, no!"SHe was meeting up with her dad, got the # and said bye.(the close didnt feel really sincere)
Next..I see 2 chicks at ice cream stand, IM TELLING YOU ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE WITH TWO CHICKS unless you have them REALLY LAUGHING/INTERESTED FROM THE BEGHINING. Both of them are like 6's I over heard their convo, jutted in, made um laugh, and wasnt really feeling their interest.
Next...I see my fav. a small girl with a nice big BIG ass and a skinny waist, and big boobs. She's like a 7/10 only problem...with her FVCKIN friend. I follow um into old navy grab 2 shirts walk over to were they are at and say "hey, guys I need your help, which shirt?" both of say the white one IMMEDIATELY, like its something they get asked all the time, right then my target's phone starts ringing, and her friend turns her back to look for something. I said it again, this time she;s still on the phone, and I say it a third time,"which one will make you wanna rip the clothes off me" she giggled and I just walked away. DAMN PHONE...oh well, just wasnt meant to be I guess(what could i have done here)
Next approach...Girl made eye contact walking different directions, follow her into bookstore, she disappears, see her get food and sit down alone, STart talking to her, notice she doesnt speak english very well, and is young, and was VERY SERIOUS/NERVOUS. I asked her what she's eating she said "nothing"
NEXT APPROACH AND THIS IS THE ONE WHERE I GOT MY BALLS BACK!! GOT DAYUMM ITS FEELING GOOD. Iam exiting the mall, looking around in the parking lot, i see from a distance a blonde by herself walking mad fast(my plan was to use the same approach that worked before) THIS CHICK IS NO FVCKIN JOKE. You ever see a girl, that when she walks by any GUY/MAN/WOMAN, their heads turn? I was chasing her down, and through the entire walk way people were turning heads or just nodding, I heard 2 older dudes, 1 said "my heart just stopped" the other replied "ya, only if i was 40 yrs younger" THIS GIRL WAS FVCKIN SMOKIN. Iam EXTRA conservative with my hb ratings. I've never given any chick anything over a 7.5. So far all ive seen is her ass in some low cut shorts, and a backless shirt, she's about 5'9, honestly, she was a 9.5/10 Never seen a chick any hotter. So...now that i made my point, I follow her into the WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR area in MACY's she jetted directly to the area. I was like running to keep up with her.
I see her paying for an item, and there are about 6 other people around me, as I approach I see them all start whispering with to each other. I went up to the chick and touched her elbow and said "Escuse me, I saw you in the parking lot, and I just wanted to say hi" she was so monotone...she said a simple "oh, hi" and looked away, I said the same thing that i said with chick #1, but this time it didnt flow really well,she giggled and looked away again, and stepped forward. I said bye and left...I got REAL nervous towards the end, She wouldnt even help me out and elaborate. DAmn b1tch. No doubt though, by approaching her, I accomplished what probably 100% of the men in that mall feared to do.
Thats it. Feels good as fvck to, I wont be able to Sarge tommorow, so thats about it for my weekend, Ima hit up the mall/school again on monday. Today changed my life, from here on out there is absolutely no excuses..APPROACH APPROACH APPROACH. It will soon become an involuntary action.
Approaches:4
Numbers:1
Action:None
so the 1st REAL approach, I see a girl with an ass of a rating like 7/10. She's walking insanely fast, I catch up to her, and am just walkin at her pace staring to my side at her in a joking way.(She's like a 6.3) She giggles...Boom its on, I make small talk"what u buying"and she asked the same I said "Well i came here to browse, but my feet are hurting me so much from chasing you, I think i need new shoes" She laughed out like crazy. I asked her how old she was, she's 16. Iam 18..turn 19 soon. I said, you think thats a big differnce and she says "OMG, no!"SHe was meeting up with her dad, got the # and said bye.(the close didnt feel really sincere)
Next..I see 2 chicks at ice cream stand, IM TELLING YOU ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE WITH TWO CHICKS unless you have them REALLY LAUGHING/INTERESTED FROM THE BEGHINING. Both of them are like 6's I over heard their convo, jutted in, made um laugh, and wasnt really feeling their interest.
Next...I see my fav. a small girl with a nice big BIG ass and a skinny waist, and big boobs. She's like a 7/10 only problem...with her FVCKIN friend. I follow um into old navy grab 2 shirts walk over to were they are at and say "hey, guys I need your help, which shirt?" both of say the white one IMMEDIATELY, like its something they get asked all the time, right then my target's phone starts ringing, and her friend turns her back to look for something. I said it again, this time she;s still on the phone, and I say it a third time,"which one will make you wanna rip the clothes off me" she giggled and I just walked away. DAMN PHONE...oh well, just wasnt meant to be I guess(what could i have done here)
Next approach...Girl made eye contact walking different directions, follow her into bookstore, she disappears, see her get food and sit down alone, STart talking to her, notice she doesnt speak english very well, and is young, and was VERY SERIOUS/NERVOUS. I asked her what she's eating she said "nothing"
NEXT APPROACH AND THIS IS THE ONE WHERE I GOT MY BALLS BACK!! GOT DAYUMM ITS FEELING GOOD. Iam exiting the mall, looking around in the parking lot, i see from a distance a blonde by herself walking mad fast(my plan was to use the same approach that worked before) THIS CHICK IS NO FVCKIN JOKE. You ever see a girl, that when she walks by any GUY/MAN/WOMAN, their heads turn? I was chasing her down, and through the entire walk way people were turning heads or just nodding, I heard 2 older dudes, 1 said "my heart just stopped" the other replied "ya, only if i was 40 yrs younger" THIS GIRL WAS FVCKIN SMOKIN. Iam EXTRA conservative with my hb ratings. I've never given any chick anything over a 7.5. So far all ive seen is her ass in some low cut shorts, and a backless shirt, she's about 5'9, honestly, she was a 9.5/10 Never seen a chick any hotter. So...now that i made my point, I follow her into the WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR area in MACY's she jetted directly to the area. I was like running to keep up with her.
I see her paying for an item, and there are about 6 other people around me, as I approach I see them all start whispering with to each other. I went up to the chick and touched her elbow and said "Escuse me, I saw you in the parking lot, and I just wanted to say hi" she was so monotone...she said a simple "oh, hi" and looked away, I said the same thing that i said with chick #1, but this time it didnt flow really well,she giggled and looked away again, and stepped forward. I said bye and left...I got REAL nervous towards the end, She wouldnt even help me out and elaborate. DAmn b1tch. No doubt though, by approaching her, I accomplished what probably 100% of the men in that mall feared to do.
Thats it. Feels good as fvck to, I wont be able to Sarge tommorow, so thats about it for my weekend, Ima hit up the mall/school again on monday. Today changed my life, from here on out there is absolutely no excuses..APPROACH APPROACH APPROACH. It will soon become an involuntary action.
Approaches:4
Numbers:1
Action:None