Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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FR- from one-itis to f-close in less than 2 weeks!

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Aha! Success- to an extent!

Last night I went to my sister's place to hang out with her and some friends. We were gonna have some drinks, jam some tunes, and play a little Wii. It might sound a little lame to some, but spending more time with family is one of the things I've been doing since going NC on NYD.

Wel, Sis has a friend (HB 6), that I've met once before when I was really drunk. I was also in an LTR at the time so I never acted on the IOI's she showed. She was there last night. I engaged her in convo, lots of eye contact, kept good posture (leaning back, etc.), busted on her, etc. Next thing you know she's beating me to the kino, and coming in real close to me.

Then we were all playing Wii, and she and I were smack talking, when she lost and jokingly called ME a b*tch. I stepped in really close to her and my reply was, " No honey, I'm no b*tch. What you see before you is a REAL man!" To which she said, " Yeah? Prove it!" So I grabbed a handful of her hair, and gave it a firm pull, and kissed her like she's never been kissed before. Then I took her by the hand, led her into the laundry room, shut and locked the door, and proceeded to F close her ON THE EFFIN' DRYER! It was awesome!

Doing that felt so good! To just go Alpha like that and go after what I wanted with abandon. She really appreciated it, too! I WOULD/ COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT THIS SITE AND FORUM! THANKS DJ's! :rockon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Update:

So I called the chick, who I will now refer to as Dryer Girl, on Sunday night. She seemed really concerned the night we banged that I wouldn't call her, so I let her sweat it out for a day and a half and made the call. She wanted to come over then and there! But I had a plan when I called her, which was to tell her I was free on the 29th and that she would be hanging out with me that night. And of course, she accepted.

I wonder what appliance we'll bang on this time?????????????
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I wonder what appliance we'll bang on this time?????????????

Do it on the washing machine, and set it on "spin."
 
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San Jose, I'm 32, sis and Dryer girl are 29. She's hot enough, body better than face but not an ug. Besides, I can't see her face when I'm behind her anyway, now can I? hehehe
Oh and BobMo', that's a pretty damn good idea!
 
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Half wash load with a big towel tied in a knot. Should send the thing a-rockin' like nobody's business.
 
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that's so boss....see i cant do that sh1t...probably cuz I'm in highschool and at my school there's never any alcohol involved in anything....fvck. See like I know i could do this if I was given an opportunity where my friends/the girl's friends werent around, but its something that seems like you dont get to do until college and beyond. This is not a call for advice, by the way.
 
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Well fellas, looks like I've got an F buddy. Dryer girl texts me today, here's how it went:

Dryer Girl (DG): hey lil buddy, we hanging out on friday. ( i already told her she's hanging out with me on the 29th, see above)

Me: "lil buddy"? Not if u keep calling me that.

DG: aww its nothing personal honey. i just wanna get laid!

Me. thats not gonna be a problem. we just need to figure out the logistics

DG: that's no problem. I have a king size bed that NEEDS some use.

Me: I'll be ready to roll @ 7

DG: really...well u bring dinner and I'll be ready or just dessert would be good

Me: I'm bringing some drinks, some condoms, amd my c*ck. u can fill up on that.

DG: U let me know how that works out for u jnice

Me: oh, its gonna work out just fine.

DG: confidence is GOOD! :) Ttys.

Me: Cool. Friday around 7. Try not to rub your p*ssy raw in anticipation. I have plans for it on Friday night.

DG: =)

Question, comments, suggestions welcome.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Nice f-close dude. You did everything right.

One minor point is that this thread is mis-titled. It doesn't at all sound like she was a oneitis of yours. BTW a oneitis is a girl that AFC's have a huge crush on and usually don't get. I was expecting to read a story of that sort.

Either way nicely done.
 
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I think the intent of his title was to say that he went from having one-itis for one girl, to bouncing back from that and f-closing another girl.

Great job, by the way! :)
 
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Yeah sandman, that's what I was saying, but I can see how it would be confusing. Thanks for the support DJ's!
 
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jnice48146 said:
..and proceeded to F close her ON THE EFFIN' DRYER! It was awesome!
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Wow, what brand of dryer ? I have to get one of those - that is one tough appliance !!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I wanna say it was a whirlpool, jophil. To be honest I really wasn't paying much attention to the dryer, though! hehehehe
 
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