"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Aha! Success- to an extent!

Last night I went to my sister's place to hang out with her and some friends. We were gonna have some drinks, jam some tunes, and play a little Wii. It might sound a little lame to some, but spending more time with family is one of the things I've been doing since going NC on NYD.

Wel, Sis has a friend (HB 6), that I've met once before when I was really drunk. I was also in an LTR at the time so I never acted on the IOI's she showed. She was there last night. I engaged her in convo, lots of eye contact, kept good posture (leaning back, etc.), busted on her, etc. Next thing you know she's beating me to the kino, and coming in real close to me.

Then we were all playing Wii, and she and I were smack talking, when she lost and jokingly called ME a b*tch. I stepped in really close to her and my reply was, " No honey, I'm no b*tch. What you see before you is a REAL man!" To which she said, " Yeah? Prove it!" So I grabbed a handful of her hair, and gave it a firm pull, and kissed her like she's never been kissed before. Then I took her by the hand, led her into the laundry room, shut and locked the door, and proceeded to F close her ON THE EFFIN' DRYER! It was awesome!

Doing that felt so good! To just go Alpha like that and go after what I wanted with abandon. She really appreciated it, too! I WOULD/ COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT THIS SITE AND FORUM! THANKS DJ's! :rockon:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Update:

So I called the chick, who I will now refer to as Dryer Girl, on Sunday night. She seemed really concerned the night we banged that I wouldn't call her, so I let her sweat it out for a day and a half and made the call. She wanted to come over then and there! But I had a plan when I called her, which was to tell her I was free on the 29th and that she would be hanging out with me that night. And of course, she accepted.

I wonder what appliance we'll bang on this time?????????????
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wonder what appliance we'll bang on this time?????????????

Do it on the washing machine, and set it on "spin."
 
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San Jose, I'm 32, sis and Dryer girl are 29. She's hot enough, body better than face but not an ug. Besides, I can't see her face when I'm behind her anyway, now can I? hehehe
Oh and BobMo', that's a pretty damn good idea!
 
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Half wash load with a big towel tied in a knot. Should send the thing a-rockin' like nobody's business.
 
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that's so boss....see i cant do that sh1t...probably cuz I'm in highschool and at my school there's never any alcohol involved in anything....fvck. See like I know i could do this if I was given an opportunity where my friends/the girl's friends werent around, but its something that seems like you dont get to do until college and beyond. This is not a call for advice, by the way.
 
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Well fellas, looks like I've got an F buddy. Dryer girl texts me today, here's how it went:

Dryer Girl (DG): hey lil buddy, we hanging out on friday. ( i already told her she's hanging out with me on the 29th, see above)

Me: "lil buddy"? Not if u keep calling me that.

DG: aww its nothing personal honey. i just wanna get laid!

Me. thats not gonna be a problem. we just need to figure out the logistics

DG: that's no problem. I have a king size bed that NEEDS some use.

Me: I'll be ready to roll @ 7

DG: really...well u bring dinner and I'll be ready or just dessert would be good

Me: I'm bringing some drinks, some condoms, amd my c*ck. u can fill up on that.

DG: U let me know how that works out for u jnice

Me: oh, its gonna work out just fine.

DG: confidence is GOOD! :) Ttys.

Me: Cool. Friday around 7. Try not to rub your p*ssy raw in anticipation. I have plans for it on Friday night.

DG: =)

Question, comments, suggestions welcome.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nice f-close dude. You did everything right.

One minor point is that this thread is mis-titled. It doesn't at all sound like she was a oneitis of yours. BTW a oneitis is a girl that AFC's have a huge crush on and usually don't get. I was expecting to read a story of that sort.

Either way nicely done.
 
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I think the intent of his title was to say that he went from having one-itis for one girl, to bouncing back from that and f-closing another girl.

Great job, by the way! :)
 
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Yeah sandman, that's what I was saying, but I can see how it would be confusing. Thanks for the support DJ's!
 
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jnice48146 said:
..and proceeded to F close her ON THE EFFIN' DRYER! It was awesome!
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Wow, what brand of dryer ? I have to get one of those - that is one tough appliance !!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I wanna say it was a whirlpool, jophil. To be honest I really wasn't paying much attention to the dryer, though! hehehehe
 
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