"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hey all, ElStud here. Ok, so I just got done mildly interacting with members of the female gender and that means I have a field report to share with you for your reading pleasure! Btw, I'm much more daring than you KBJs because I actually speak to women, like this one chick who opened me with "can I take your order?" I responded in a really suave manner. She was interested. But that's a whole other story. Here's interaction 1!

I was standing in line at the bank to get some money and this HB11 stood behind me! She was just standing there pretending to be disinterested in me when I gave EC. I took this as an IOI because SHE WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME NOT MOVING. She was obviously trying to be near me so I would open her. I said "hey babayyy!!!" and she ignored me and gave me a weird look. This was just a sh!t test though; DJs like me can see right through it.

I asked if she wanted to hang out sometime and she said "please stop talking to me" which actually means "please talk to me more; you're hot and I want you." So I did. The convo ended when some guy said "sir, you're next in line, may I help you?" I think he was trying to open me but I don't swing that way.

he/she was interested.
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interaction 2:

I was walking through the park and saw this HB sitting on a bench. I wanted to try out some mild neg hits and decided she would be a good target. Here's the convo:

Me: why hello there

Her: hi

Me: hey, you're really ugly and should post your picture on uglypeople.com

Her: excuse me?

(note: at this point I've clearly established higher value and she's worshipping me in her mind)

Me: no really, it's like a freakish kind of ugly. You look like the love child of lyle lovett and a troll with particularly bad hygiene.

Her: what?!?

Me: you're fat

Her: get away from me you son of a b!tch!

(note: sh!t test, she wanted to see if I would be too scared to continue the interaction)

Me: I'm an alpha male with high SV, you can't frighten me with your w0manese!

Her: Police!

I got bored with her and walked away. Next time I'll try some actual insulting neg hits.

She was interested.
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interaction 3

I was looking to buy some clothes so I went to the store. This chick opened me by saying "are you finding everything alright sir?" I said, "well I wasn't until I found you babayyyy!!" She laughed and turned away to roll her eyes at someone else that worked there, but I saw it. Not sure what that was about. Anyway, I asked her to help me find some clothes and she did. Once I found everything I wanted I said "you've been really helpful, give me your number." and to my amazement she said "sure."

For whatever reason, her number was on her employee badge. She must get hit on a lot and wants it there in case she forgets it or something. After she wrote it down on a piece of paper she said "make sure you put in a good word for me to my manager!" and walked off. Dunno what that meant. I glanced at what she gave me and it looked really weird for a phone number; it had a lot more numbers. I tried it later that night when I got home but it didn't work. Oh well, maybe her phone was temporarily disconnected or something.

I didn't care though, I got my first number close. YEAH!

She was interested.
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That's all for now!
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMAOOOOO :crackup:

Honestly, that was just classic. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard from an internet message board.
 
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Jeez!! Now I know why girls start yelling and cursing you out! They are just sh1t testing you!! Good you made me understand so when a girl actually yells at me Ill know what to do lol. I started laughing till I got hiccups(no joke)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Seeing as Elstud hasn't got back from unbunching his panties over the last thread, I'll stand in as him. Now obviously I don't have his intelligence, so I'll just post a list of what we've come to expect from a Elstud reply.

  • Hahaha. You guys make me laugh, and I'm the troll?
  • I'm a DJ. You good sir, are an AFC (notice the fact I'm speaking like a 17th century lawyer. "I put it to you, good sir......")
  • You have no idea about women
  • *Insert parroted Dj principle*
  • Your post count is lower than mine. Therefore, I know more
  • *Story about me indecently touching a girl*
  • Hahaha. You good man, are a classic KBJ
  • I'm the only guy out there doing sh"t
  • I don't need numbers, these girls were obviously interested. If they wern't they would have told me to get lost

I might of forgot some, but theres the basic bones of it.

YOU'RE ALL AFC'S!!!
 
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WesCottII said:
Seeing as Elstud hasn't got back from unbunching his panties over the last thread, I'll stand in as him. Now obviously I don't have his intelligence, so I'll just post a list of what we've come to expect from a Elstud reply.

  • Hahaha. You guys make me laugh, and I'm the troll?
  • I'm a DJ. You good sir, are an AFC (notice the fact I'm speaking like a 17th century lawyer. "I put it to you, good sir......")
  • You have no idea about women
  • *Insert parroted Dj principle*
  • Your post count is lower than mine. Therefore, I know more
  • *Story about me indecently touching a girl*
  • Hahaha. You good man, are a classic KBJ
  • I'm the only guy out there doing sh"t
  • I don't need numbers, these girls were obviously interested. If they wern't they would have told me to get lost

I might of forgot some, but theres the basic bones of it.

YOU'RE ALL AFC'S!!!
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Trying out for the King of Making Sh1t Up Award? If so, you're doing well. Seriously though, I can confidently say 99% of that is BS that you took out of your ass.
 
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At first i didnt think anybody could suck at approaching..
I thought everybody could improve after at least 30 approaches...
Then there was El Stud
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hey guys, stop discouraging him.

If you force him to stop his threads he'll be virgin forever (and we'll miss the entertainment.)
 
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ahahahaha
i've book-marked this its bloody hilarious!

funniest sh!t i've read in a very long time

can't wait for your next field report tomorrow ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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