Pap
Don Juan
After ordering food,
Style, Alphamale, Real Estate Agent, and I get a table outside.
Suddenly, my Real Estate agent leans over to me and whispers:
RealEstateAgent: You know, I saw SHBHotelHeiress walk inside the
restaurant. I think she's ordering a burrito.
Papa: [I start looking around, thinking, "Hmmmm."] Really? [I scan
around and see dudes in the parking lot staring through the window
of the restaurant, and one guys says, "Hey, is that
SHBHotelHeiress?"]
Style: Hey, if you are going to walk over there, don't look in her
direction.
Papa: Alright, it's playtime.
I get up and walk into the restaurant and I see a hot blonde check
getting salsa, so I think to myself, "Salsa sounds good to me." I've
been gearing up my Game to this moment and now it's time to take
what I deserve. So I walk over to her side and pretend like I'm just
at the salsa bar by coincidence and lean over my shoulder for a
second, look back at the salsa, and then start the conversation.
Papa: Hey, I need a female opinion on something?
Paris: [smiles and looks up] Ok.
Papa: Would you date a guy who was still friends with his ex-
girlfriend?
Paris: Yeah. I think so. Sure.
Papa: [I pivot my back a little to do a mini-takeaway, then I turn
back to her and continue the convo] Hmmm. Actually, this is a two
part question.
Paris: [smiles and giggles]
Papa: Imagine you were dating a guy who was still friends with his
ex-girlfriend, and you were going to move in with him, but he had a
drawer with pictures of his ex-girlfriend, not nudie pics or
anything, just pics…and some letters.
Paris: Ooooh. I would so get rid of them. I would put them in a box…
Papa: [I cut her off and continue with the opener] Do you think it's
unreasonable for her to want him to get rid of those pics?
Paris: Oh, for sure. I dated a guy with the same situation and I
tossed them.
Paris: Wow! The reason why I asked was because I have a friend in
the same situation, and she burned them.
Paris: Yes. That's what I should have done. [smiles]
Papa: Hmm. Cool. [Finishes getting more salsa and SHBHotelHeiress
takes her salsa containers and moves as if she is going to walk
away] Hey, you know, you look like a little cartoon version of
Britney Spears. Oh, maybe it's just your teeth.
Paris: [puts her salsa container back on the table, looks at me, and
smiles]
Papa: Yeah! You have Britney Teeth. Well, that's what my ex-
girlfriend said at least. I mean she says that girls that have teeth
like you have good girl teeth because girls like Britney, no matter
how many guys they hookup with, she still has the good girl rap…I
mean she's probably hooked up with Justin Timberlake and many others…
however, she still has the reputation as a version. Now, you have
the same kind of C-cupped teeth.
Paris: [excited and smiling] Oh, yeah?!?
Papa: Hey, I mean, just look at the smiles of the cover girls on
magazines, and they have the same kind of teeth…well, at least that
what she said. She even got surgery done to her teeth because she
had U-cupped teeth, like Christina Aguilera, so she thinks that's
why she got the bad girl reputation, in order to get C-cupped
Britney Spears teeth to look more like a good girl.
Paris: [smiles] Wow.
We walk over the counter of the Mexican Food Restaurant and she
grabs her food and I act as if I'm going to leave, but don't think
I'm going to leave SHBHotelHeiress without proper game. I look over
my shoulder and continue the conversation:
Papa: I have an intuition about you.
Paris: What? She puts her food down and looks at me]
Papa: You know, I can tell you deep insights about you just by
asking you 3 questions.
Paris: Oh, yeah?
Papa: Yeah. Here's come over to this table.
Paris: Ok. Sure.
I sit down at a nearby table and she comes over, places her food on
the table, and sits down to join me. When she sat down to join me
and smiled, I knew I was set and that it was time to work solid
game. For the next 10-15 minutes, we shared some stories about
Hollywood, talked about commonalities, and I combined most of the
set with qualifying, leading the conversation with patterns, and
some social-proofed higher value stories.
Papa: Well, my friend wrote this book on this fascinating
visualization technique called the Cube. He's over there right now
and we just finished going shopping for a house over there [pointing
in the direction of the Hollywood Hills] and I've finally got one.
I've been living in a hotel for the last 10 weeks. Ugh.
Paris: Oh yeah! Which one?
Papa: The Furama.
Paris: [nods] Yeah, I live right up the street on Kings Street.
Papa: Cool. I was looking at a place just a couple blocks on Kings
Street, but I found a place I want that's perfect for me up off
Woodwill Wilson. It's a great place and I already have so much heart
for it. My friend Style and I are already talking about having after
parties there for after the Grammy's and making it a great place for
after-parties.
Paris: Cooool.
Papa: Ok. Are you ready for the Cube?
Paris: Yes. Sure. [smiles]
Papa: [escalating the Yes Ladder] Before I need to ask you a few
questions. Are you intelligent?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Are you intuitive?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Do you have a good imagination?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Ok. Great! We'll continue then. Imagine you were driving in
the desert and you see a cube. How big is the cube?
Paris: It's really big!
Papa: How big is that?
Paris: As big as a hotel.
Papa: [I pretend not to acknowledge knowing that she is a Hilton…and
she just referred to a hotel…ha] Hmm. Interesting. Ok. So, what
color is it?
Paris: Pink.
Papa: Cool. Is it something that you can see through or is it solid?
Paris: You can see right through it.
Papa: Rock on! Now, let's add a ladder. Where is the ladder in
relation to the cube?
Paris: It's leaning against the cube, going into the middle of it.
Papa: Ah! I would have expected you to say that.
Paris: Yeah. [smiles and giggles]
Papa: Yeah. So, let's add one more thing to your picture. Let's add
a horse. Where is the horse in relation to everything in your
picture?
Paris: It's sleeping.
Papa: Where is it sleeping?
Paris: In front of the cube?
Papa: Wow. Interesting. [pauses] Ok. Are you ready to find out what
all of this mean? [pause] It doesn't mean anything! No, just
kidding. The cube represents what you think of yourself. It's your
ego. Now, your cube is pretty big. You have a lot of self-
confidence. It's not super-huge. I mean, it's not like you have a
huge ego, but you definitely carry yourself with a lot of
confidence. It's definitely not a small cube [making my fingers into
a small thing] like a pair of dice. Also, your cube is pink.
Paris: Yeah. That's my favorite color.
Papa: Well, pink is also a color that is playful, bright, and it's
because you carry yourself with the same kind of energy. You are the
kind of person that really likes to have fun and party, but you are
also the kind of person who just enjoys being in other people's
company.
Paris: Yes.
Papa: And your cube is something that you can see right through.
Now, that represents how people interact with you too because you
are the kind of person who even when people first meet you, they can
see right through you. You really connect with people and that's
sooo cool because that means they can get to know you pretty
quickly. You are also probably a pretty social being. Do you have a
lot of friends?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: I would have expected that because you are the kind of person
who even if you have only just met someone, you feel like you have
known this person for several hours. That's great because you are
the kind of person who always have these great new opportunities
popping up right in front of you and you are able take advantage of
these opportunities before they disappear. And that rocks.
Paris: What's your name?
Papa: Nick. What's your name?
Paris: Paris.
Papa: Rock on. I feel like we have so much to talk about.
Paris: Yes.
Papa: We should definitely party it up together sometime.
Paris: Yes. We should.
Papa: Here. [takes out his Clie and gives SHBHotelHeiresshis Clie
pen]
Paris: [SHBHotelHeiresswrites down her first name and last name on
the clie and hands the clie to Papa expecting impress him and get a
wow response, but Papa ignores knowing the SHBHotelHeiress is
anybody]
Papa: Here.
Paris: Ok. Write it down right here?
Papa: Yes.
Paris: [she writes down her phone number] This is my cell phone.
Papa: Cool.
Paris: Yeah. We should definitely meet up.
Papa: Yeah. Rock on. I'll see ya, kid.
I walk back to see the boys at the table outside.
Style: Nice job, man. Nobody give Papa a high-five or acknowledge
it, but she might see it. Well done, bro.
Alphamale: High five, bro.
Real Estate Agent: Nice, man. What happened?
I explain to the boys what happened. This rocks. I know that this is
the way things are going to be. It just makes sense that I would
roll with SHBHotelHeiress as I am in Project Hollywood. Mystery,
this is my set so hands off when SHBHotelHeiress comes by the crib
to see Papa. I'm excited! I finish talking real estate business with
the boys, and then chill with the Real Estate agent afterwards to
celebrate at a bar to watch a turtle race and a get beer.
Style, Alphamale, Real Estate Agent, and I get a table outside.
Suddenly, my Real Estate agent leans over to me and whispers:
RealEstateAgent: You know, I saw SHBHotelHeiress walk inside the
restaurant. I think she's ordering a burrito.
Papa: [I start looking around, thinking, "Hmmmm."] Really? [I scan
around and see dudes in the parking lot staring through the window
of the restaurant, and one guys says, "Hey, is that
SHBHotelHeiress?"]
Style: Hey, if you are going to walk over there, don't look in her
direction.
Papa: Alright, it's playtime.
I get up and walk into the restaurant and I see a hot blonde check
getting salsa, so I think to myself, "Salsa sounds good to me." I've
been gearing up my Game to this moment and now it's time to take
what I deserve. So I walk over to her side and pretend like I'm just
at the salsa bar by coincidence and lean over my shoulder for a
second, look back at the salsa, and then start the conversation.
Papa: Hey, I need a female opinion on something?
Paris: [smiles and looks up] Ok.
Papa: Would you date a guy who was still friends with his ex-
girlfriend?
Paris: Yeah. I think so. Sure.
Papa: [I pivot my back a little to do a mini-takeaway, then I turn
back to her and continue the convo] Hmmm. Actually, this is a two
part question.
Paris: [smiles and giggles]
Papa: Imagine you were dating a guy who was still friends with his
ex-girlfriend, and you were going to move in with him, but he had a
drawer with pictures of his ex-girlfriend, not nudie pics or
anything, just pics…and some letters.
Paris: Ooooh. I would so get rid of them. I would put them in a box…
Papa: [I cut her off and continue with the opener] Do you think it's
unreasonable for her to want him to get rid of those pics?
Paris: Oh, for sure. I dated a guy with the same situation and I
tossed them.
Paris: Wow! The reason why I asked was because I have a friend in
the same situation, and she burned them.
Paris: Yes. That's what I should have done. [smiles]
Papa: Hmm. Cool. [Finishes getting more salsa and SHBHotelHeiress
takes her salsa containers and moves as if she is going to walk
away] Hey, you know, you look like a little cartoon version of
Britney Spears. Oh, maybe it's just your teeth.
Paris: [puts her salsa container back on the table, looks at me, and
smiles]
Papa: Yeah! You have Britney Teeth. Well, that's what my ex-
girlfriend said at least. I mean she says that girls that have teeth
like you have good girl teeth because girls like Britney, no matter
how many guys they hookup with, she still has the good girl rap…I
mean she's probably hooked up with Justin Timberlake and many others…
however, she still has the reputation as a version. Now, you have
the same kind of C-cupped teeth.
Paris: [excited and smiling] Oh, yeah?!?
Papa: Hey, I mean, just look at the smiles of the cover girls on
magazines, and they have the same kind of teeth…well, at least that
what she said. She even got surgery done to her teeth because she
had U-cupped teeth, like Christina Aguilera, so she thinks that's
why she got the bad girl reputation, in order to get C-cupped
Britney Spears teeth to look more like a good girl.
Paris: [smiles] Wow.
We walk over the counter of the Mexican Food Restaurant and she
grabs her food and I act as if I'm going to leave, but don't think
I'm going to leave SHBHotelHeiress without proper game. I look over
my shoulder and continue the conversation:
Papa: I have an intuition about you.
Paris: What? She puts her food down and looks at me]
Papa: You know, I can tell you deep insights about you just by
asking you 3 questions.
Paris: Oh, yeah?
Papa: Yeah. Here's come over to this table.
Paris: Ok. Sure.
I sit down at a nearby table and she comes over, places her food on
the table, and sits down to join me. When she sat down to join me
and smiled, I knew I was set and that it was time to work solid
game. For the next 10-15 minutes, we shared some stories about
Hollywood, talked about commonalities, and I combined most of the
set with qualifying, leading the conversation with patterns, and
some social-proofed higher value stories.
Papa: Well, my friend wrote this book on this fascinating
visualization technique called the Cube. He's over there right now
and we just finished going shopping for a house over there [pointing
in the direction of the Hollywood Hills] and I've finally got one.
I've been living in a hotel for the last 10 weeks. Ugh.
Paris: Oh yeah! Which one?
Papa: The Furama.
Paris: [nods] Yeah, I live right up the street on Kings Street.
Papa: Cool. I was looking at a place just a couple blocks on Kings
Street, but I found a place I want that's perfect for me up off
Woodwill Wilson. It's a great place and I already have so much heart
for it. My friend Style and I are already talking about having after
parties there for after the Grammy's and making it a great place for
after-parties.
Paris: Cooool.
Papa: Ok. Are you ready for the Cube?
Paris: Yes. Sure. [smiles]
Papa: [escalating the Yes Ladder] Before I need to ask you a few
questions. Are you intelligent?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Are you intuitive?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Do you have a good imagination?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: Ok. Great! We'll continue then. Imagine you were driving in
the desert and you see a cube. How big is the cube?
Paris: It's really big!
Papa: How big is that?
Paris: As big as a hotel.
Papa: [I pretend not to acknowledge knowing that she is a Hilton…and
she just referred to a hotel…ha] Hmm. Interesting. Ok. So, what
color is it?
Paris: Pink.
Papa: Cool. Is it something that you can see through or is it solid?
Paris: You can see right through it.
Papa: Rock on! Now, let's add a ladder. Where is the ladder in
relation to the cube?
Paris: It's leaning against the cube, going into the middle of it.
Papa: Ah! I would have expected you to say that.
Paris: Yeah. [smiles and giggles]
Papa: Yeah. So, let's add one more thing to your picture. Let's add
a horse. Where is the horse in relation to everything in your
picture?
Paris: It's sleeping.
Papa: Where is it sleeping?
Paris: In front of the cube?
Papa: Wow. Interesting. [pauses] Ok. Are you ready to find out what
all of this mean? [pause] It doesn't mean anything! No, just
kidding. The cube represents what you think of yourself. It's your
ego. Now, your cube is pretty big. You have a lot of self-
confidence. It's not super-huge. I mean, it's not like you have a
huge ego, but you definitely carry yourself with a lot of
confidence. It's definitely not a small cube [making my fingers into
a small thing] like a pair of dice. Also, your cube is pink.
Paris: Yeah. That's my favorite color.
Papa: Well, pink is also a color that is playful, bright, and it's
because you carry yourself with the same kind of energy. You are the
kind of person that really likes to have fun and party, but you are
also the kind of person who just enjoys being in other people's
company.
Paris: Yes.
Papa: And your cube is something that you can see right through.
Now, that represents how people interact with you too because you
are the kind of person who even when people first meet you, they can
see right through you. You really connect with people and that's
sooo cool because that means they can get to know you pretty
quickly. You are also probably a pretty social being. Do you have a
lot of friends?
Paris: Yes.
Papa: I would have expected that because you are the kind of person
who even if you have only just met someone, you feel like you have
known this person for several hours. That's great because you are
the kind of person who always have these great new opportunities
popping up right in front of you and you are able take advantage of
these opportunities before they disappear. And that rocks.
Paris: What's your name?
Papa: Nick. What's your name?
Paris: Paris.
Papa: Rock on. I feel like we have so much to talk about.
Paris: Yes.
Papa: We should definitely party it up together sometime.
Paris: Yes. We should.
Papa: Here. [takes out his Clie and gives SHBHotelHeiresshis Clie
pen]
Paris: [SHBHotelHeiresswrites down her first name and last name on
the clie and hands the clie to Papa expecting impress him and get a
wow response, but Papa ignores knowing the SHBHotelHeiress is
anybody]
Papa: Here.
Paris: Ok. Write it down right here?
Papa: Yes.
Paris: [she writes down her phone number] This is my cell phone.
Papa: Cool.
Paris: Yeah. We should definitely meet up.
Papa: Yeah. Rock on. I'll see ya, kid.
I walk back to see the boys at the table outside.
Style: Nice job, man. Nobody give Papa a high-five or acknowledge
it, but she might see it. Well done, bro.
Alphamale: High five, bro.
Real Estate Agent: Nice, man. What happened?
I explain to the boys what happened. This rocks. I know that this is
the way things are going to be. It just makes sense that I would
roll with SHBHotelHeiress as I am in Project Hollywood. Mystery,
this is my set so hands off when SHBHotelHeiress comes by the crib
to see Papa. I'm excited! I finish talking real estate business with
the boys, and then chill with the Real Estate agent afterwards to
celebrate at a bar to watch a turtle race and a get beer.

