"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Confusion

oakraiderz2

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Last night i chilled with this girl that ive known for a while. About a year about we made out, blah blah. We were suppose to hang out weds night but i cancelled on her and got drunk instead. I told her we were gonna hang out saturday. So around 2pm on sat i sent her a text reminding her that we're gonna hang out cause shes kinda sketchy. She didnt respond and i knew i just had to call her that night. I called her later and she told me she was going to a movie with her "cousin." She could have been telling the truth but who knows, shes weird. She told me that she would come over when the movie ended. She called and come over. We went for a walk around my neighborhood just talking and stuff. I told her she was ****y and she got all booty hurt and started acting like a tool. When we got back to my house we stood outside for a little. Naturally because she hung around i assumed i could at least get a kiss...but i couldnt have been more wrong. 5 min later we went inside and watched the fvckin spelling bee...yea retarded. Anyway, she seemed like she was bored so i figured she wanted to make out...no dice. I tried to tickle her and i tried to set myself up for the kiss, didnt work. What made it weird was the fact that she stayed instead of going home. When she was leaving i walked her outside and figured id give it a shot. We hugged and i was gonna go for the kiss but she didnt let me...all i got was the forehead. Then she said..."i know your moves."


I was kinda in shock, but i knew the whole time that she has some amount of game. So im just trying to figure out what the hell? Why no kiss? Whatd i do wrong?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you should have freezed her out man. Right when she didn't let you make out or tickle her, you should have done a freeze out on her. Its golden man, she woulda been crawling back to you (i assume). If she really did have the same game as you, then you've gotta step it up with booze for her (haha jk).
 

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mmmm a few reasons why she acted like the way she did....

1. You blew her out, to go and get drunk instead! Way to go to making her feel special AFTER you had made out with her

2. You texted her and she didnt respond. So you called her to reward her for ignoring you! :nono:

3. Dude, she already made out with you, she is interested! you should be working on raising her temperature and getting her horny instead of negging her! What the hell were you thinking about the "****y" comment????

4. She stayed around there for so long because you kept feeding her damn ego! she kept turning you down, and you kept trying! giving her all the power! try getting her horny first. if she turns you away, try some freeze out methods.

Come on dude, these are some rooky mistakes you made there. You've got 3000+ posts under your belt!
 

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Fash said:
mmmm a few reasons why she acted like the way she did....

1. You blew her out, to go and get drunk instead! Way to go to making her feel special AFTER you had made out with her

2. You texted her and she didnt respond. So you called her to reward her for ignoring you! :nono:

3. Dude, she already made out with you, she is interested! you should be working on raising her temperature and getting her horny instead of negging her! What the hell were you thinking about the "****y" comment????

4. She stayed around there for so long because you kept feeding her damn ego! she kept turning you down, and you kept trying! giving her all the power! try getting her horny first. if she turns you away, try some freeze out methods.

Come on dude, these are some rooky mistakes you made there. You've got 3000+ posts under your belt!
1. We made out A YEAR AGO. I made up some reason about why i couldnt hang out the night before.

2. Maybe, i ignore people text all the time if if doesnt seem like i really need to respond. I saw it as she wanted to see if i would call her to chill instead of being a puss and texting.

3. Like i said before, we made out a year ago. She brought up me calling her ****y first. I said she was ****y a while ago cause she has a huge ego. I called her ****y again cause she would get flustered and it was funny.

4. I didnt see it as feeding her ego. I thought of it as her waiting for me to make a move, maybe it meant something different.

When we hung out a year ago (when we made out) she likes to think that she was the one that made the first move, which is bs. I suppose i felt a bit inclined to do something. Rookie mistakes??? I dunno about that, i knew what i was doing, granted i could have changed a few things. I see some of her actions as retaliation for not chillin the night before.
 
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