"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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FR: Condum broke!

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I went to my gf's house yesterday. Things were going great and everything. We
were just talking and watching tv in her room. After a while things started to get
HOT and one thing lead to another. I start fingering her and she begins to moan.
After a little, I tease her about wether or not I should pull her tampon out. (She
just started having her period) She starting acting like she had no idea that she
had a tampon on. Anyway, she excuses herself, to the bathroom (most likely to
dispose the tampon) She comes back and we get back to work. I start stripping
the rest of her clothes as she does the same. Right before I'm about to nail her :D I reach for my pants and pull out a condum. I guess I must've put it on a little to tight. Prior to this lay, I haven't been able to get a strong erection for about 3 days. I don'k know why. Back to the action. For some reason I had absolutely no stamina. After about maybe 2 minutes :crackup: I started to climax, thinking that the condum would contain my semen, I started pumping harder and stayed inside of her. When I did pull out, I noticed that the condum broke and I just came inside of her. I didn't get all of my load inside but most of it. She tells me not to worry because since she is on her period, it's impossible to get pregnant. She also tried to reassure me by telling me that she's going to the the pill. What a day...:confused:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Joe The Homophobe

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never trust a woman. If she says not to worry that she will get the pill you can't just sit there and feel calm. You don't even know if she will take it or not, I bet she forgets the next day you know how irresponsible women are!

Don't fool around with this stuff this could ruin your life. Go buy the pill yourself and meet with her and have her take it infront of you. If she doesn't want it shuve it down her throat if you have to!!

those 2 minutes of pleasure could ruin the rest of your life if she gets pregnant. Just think about that.
 
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Hilarious bro, hopefully she doesn't get pregnant. And like the above poster said - you have to think clear before you think about having sex. Because the consquences are grave. Do you want to spend 18 years paying child support if you do breakup? And don't spend less than 50 cents on a condom, if someone says "Well I'm gonna save money and pick up sone condoms at the planned parenthood clinic" You might as well cut off your worthless penis cheapass.
 
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Take her to Planned Parenthood and get her a contraceptive pill. It costs around $25 plus $25 doctor's fee.

She will not get pregnant if the pill is taken WITHIN 72 hours (3 days). Good luck!

Meg
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You know you have to have a little space for the sperm to fill up right?
 
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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
never trust a woman. If she says not to worry that she will get the pill you can't just sit there and feel calm. You don't even know if she will take it or not, I bet she forgets the next day you know how irresponsible women are!

Don't fool around with this stuff this could ruin your life. Go buy the pill yourself and meet with her and have her take it infront of you. If she doesn't want it shuve it down her throat if you have to!!

those 2 minutes of pleasure could ruin the rest of your life if she gets pregnant. Just think about that.
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It's not that easy to get the pill man.

SHE has to be there to get the pill, and a long consent form is necessary. Believe me because I have been there, twice. Oh, and with an abortion, too.
 
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How is it that I've never had a condom break on me in 4 years, and I've never leaked a single friggin drop of semen into a chick's puss, yet I keep reading about all these fools on here posting about broken condoms? This is like the second thread in two weeks, and I haven't even been coming on too much.

Am I just lucky or something or are these people getting their condoms from the machines in bathrooms?
 
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