"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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FR: Condum broke!

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I went to my gf's house yesterday. Things were going great and everything. We
were just talking and watching tv in her room. After a while things started to get
HOT and one thing lead to another. I start fingering her and she begins to moan.
After a little, I tease her about wether or not I should pull her tampon out. (She
just started having her period) She starting acting like she had no idea that she
had a tampon on. Anyway, she excuses herself, to the bathroom (most likely to
dispose the tampon) She comes back and we get back to work. I start stripping
the rest of her clothes as she does the same. Right before I'm about to nail her :D I reach for my pants and pull out a condum. I guess I must've put it on a little to tight. Prior to this lay, I haven't been able to get a strong erection for about 3 days. I don'k know why. Back to the action. For some reason I had absolutely no stamina. After about maybe 2 minutes :crackup: I started to climax, thinking that the condum would contain my semen, I started pumping harder and stayed inside of her. When I did pull out, I noticed that the condum broke and I just came inside of her. I didn't get all of my load inside but most of it. She tells me not to worry because since she is on her period, it's impossible to get pregnant. She also tried to reassure me by telling me that she's going to the the pill. What a day...:confused:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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never trust a woman. If she says not to worry that she will get the pill you can't just sit there and feel calm. You don't even know if she will take it or not, I bet she forgets the next day you know how irresponsible women are!

Don't fool around with this stuff this could ruin your life. Go buy the pill yourself and meet with her and have her take it infront of you. If she doesn't want it shuve it down her throat if you have to!!

those 2 minutes of pleasure could ruin the rest of your life if she gets pregnant. Just think about that.
 
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Hilarious bro, hopefully she doesn't get pregnant. And like the above poster said - you have to think clear before you think about having sex. Because the consquences are grave. Do you want to spend 18 years paying child support if you do breakup? And don't spend less than 50 cents on a condom, if someone says "Well I'm gonna save money and pick up sone condoms at the planned parenthood clinic" You might as well cut off your worthless penis cheapass.
 
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Take her to Planned Parenthood and get her a contraceptive pill. It costs around $25 plus $25 doctor's fee.

She will not get pregnant if the pill is taken WITHIN 72 hours (3 days). Good luck!

Meg
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You know you have to have a little space for the sperm to fill up right?
 
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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
never trust a woman. If she says not to worry that she will get the pill you can't just sit there and feel calm. You don't even know if she will take it or not, I bet she forgets the next day you know how irresponsible women are!

Don't fool around with this stuff this could ruin your life. Go buy the pill yourself and meet with her and have her take it infront of you. If she doesn't want it shuve it down her throat if you have to!!

those 2 minutes of pleasure could ruin the rest of your life if she gets pregnant. Just think about that.
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It's not that easy to get the pill man.

SHE has to be there to get the pill, and a long consent form is necessary. Believe me because I have been there, twice. Oh, and with an abortion, too.
 
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How is it that I've never had a condom break on me in 4 years, and I've never leaked a single friggin drop of semen into a chick's puss, yet I keep reading about all these fools on here posting about broken condoms? This is like the second thread in two weeks, and I haven't even been coming on too much.

Am I just lucky or something or are these people getting their condoms from the machines in bathrooms?
 
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