"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I went 2 an 80's party n this is the 1st time I bother 2 make field reports. So I walk in n I spot an hb 7.5 n I just asked if she wanted 2 dance n we started dancing, introduction...
She said at 1 pt that she liked my accent. We kept talking, flirting, she introduced me 2 her friends n I flirted w/ them a lil bit... I found out she was a cougar, 4 yrs older n had already graduated. We kept talking, teasing... At some point, I saw that she was really responsive, n I was trying 2 go 4 the kiss. Started eskimo kiss, then she asked 2 do butterfly kiss. after I asked her how good of a kisser she was but she didnt seem really responsive 4 the kiss. I was cool w/ it. After that she said
Her: u're really suave... prolly took u years of practice
Me: I got it from my dad
Her: Is that how he got ur mom
Me: Yea, n that's how Im gonna get u 2
We both laughed n we kept on going. Later on, I asked her if she was ticklish:
Her: Yea
Me: Where?
Her: No I can't tell
Me: Oh ok. I'll find out anyways so u better tell now.
Her: No I won't. find out urself.
I tickled her on the ribs n that's where she was ticklish.
Me: That's cute.
Her: wat makes u say that?
Me: U know wat they say... ticklish people are usually freaks.
Her: I'm good in bed (laughs)
Me: We'll c.
After that, there was eye contact n she said again that I was suave. We were having strong eye contact n she just says in a joking way:
Her: U're trying so hard... (prolly **** test)
Me: Trying so hard 2 do wat?
Her: U're just trying so hard
Me: Nooo u're trying so hard
Her: Me???
Me: yeah u, n u trying 2 blame it on me. That's not fair.
Her: (laughs). I'm trying hard 2 do wat.
Me: wat u accusing me of doing (n winked).
Her: (laughs) I was just messing w/ u.
Meanwhile, some guys were having a dance off
Her: u wanna go there n teach them?
Me: no...
Her: (gets close 2 me, n starts grinding on me hardcore) or this is wat u like?
Me: If u keep acting like this u gonna get hurt.
Her: (laughs)

1 of her friends was very wasted n she had 2 drive home cuz she was the sober driver. She hugs me so tight n says "I'll call u 2morrow".

Alright guys that's it. Let me know if sthg was done wrong or things that I can improve.

Thanx
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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alright guys. I'll do my best 2 not screw it up. i never been w/ an older chic. Any suggestions 4 follow up
 
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