aftershock
Master Don Juan
This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I got twelve weeks of window-shattering, backbreaking, neighbors-on-lawn-chairs-holding-up-scorecards-caliber nookie out of the deal and the breakup was a snap. What didn't work?Originally posted by jakethasnake
Why the hell would you ever date a Christian girl - especially if you're not into organized religion yourself?
Widely divergent interests. Just won't work.
I think there's also some jealousy because a Philistine is romping in their pea patch.Originally posted by Qualtran
I'm sure the "christian keyboard DJs" here won't be happy by this post, but for all you DJs actually interested in doing what god intended (hahaha), there is no reason to narrow down the playing field because of some religion!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
could you elaborate a little??Turns out she is a total slave to the c0ck. One of the horniest, dirtiest little . . . I mean -- daaaamn. I could tell you stories all day.