h2o
Banned
What’s up. Last night was my second clubbing experience, and it was on.
11PM
Me and two other friends go to a bar, and have a drink. We just chill and chit chat for a little bit…I flirt with one of the bartender chicks. After about half an hour, just chilling, watching some pool…I talk to another guy, and we head out.
11:30PM
We arrive at the club. I walk in like I’m the sh*t, because I am…like I own the place. We head over and lounge in some couches, because there’s barely anyone there yet. Just talk for a little bit.
12AM
I see one of my other friends, and go over and talk to him for a little bit. He’s like a natural DJ, he’s a real cool/alpha guy…knows pretty much everyone in the club. Anyway, I chat with him a bit, then go back and have a drink with my friends. It’s supposed to be ladies night, but barely any ladies are in the place so far.
12:25AM
I’m chilling by the bar talking to some other guys…we exchange names. They seem cool, and we just talk about trying to find girls to approach. Then I head to the dance floor with my other friend who I met up earlier with. We just dance in a circle, and some guy’s break-dancing in the middle…it’s pretty cool. I’m just having fun.
Approach #1
Then I spot two chicks standing by themselves. I go and open them. The black Hb9 (she was fine), is giving me solid eyecontact. I ask them where they’re from and stuff like that, no special lines…I just opened with “hey.” I pull the Hb9 on the dance floor after like 2min of chit chat…I’m hoping it would open her up a bit…she seemed a little shy. Damn she can move. She grinds up on me really well…
I don’t know why the **** I ejected on this one. Since not many people were dancing, everyone was like watching us grind, and like another two black dudes come up and try to grind on her. I head off the dance floor, and she holds my hand and comes with me…I wasn’t trying to lead her off or anything either, but she seemed into me I guess. Oh well, I just took her back to her friend and told them “have fun tonight” and left. Next time I won’t eject so soon.
Approach #2
I head back to the floor, and just dance. Then this big girl comes and grinds on me. It’s alright though, and we get up and dance on the stage. I’m thinking it’s okay, because her friends were cute, and I could hook up with them? Anyway, we dance on the stage for quite a bit, she’s digging me, and asks my name, tells me hers, etc. We sit down and I kino her for a bit. I’m just having fun, no intention of hooking up, duh…I realize she’s digging me a bit too much, so I bolt out of there and lost her in the crowd
I approached like two other girls to dance, but they were AWs I guess, because they said, “nah, I’m good…just dancing with friends.”
My two friends I came to the club with keep walking around and just drinking. One is a bit cooler than the other, he actually tries one or two approaches, the other one just wants to head out. …I’m like, “dude, the party’s just getting started”
I get another drink. And the bartender is a real hottie. Hb9, definitely. And she’s flirting with me, and we flirt for like a minute or two. I get some stares from some other dudes…she smiles at me a ton. But I figure there’s really no point, cause she works there…I’ll probably see her again anyway. We don’t exchange names or anything.
Approach #3
I walk up to the bar on the other side where my friends are, and this petite Hb6ish is giving me a lot of eyecontact, and we smile at each other. I knew I had her that second I saw her. It was on. Anyway, it’s fvcking crazy, because I’m like “what’s your name?” and she tells me, and asks my name. And then, she must be with some dude, who turns around and says to me “hey that’s a nice shirt dude”
For a second, I’m thinking, man this guy must be a PUA because that’s a pretty typical AMOG line, like “nice shirt, I had something like that in highschool.” But he doesn’t AMOG me. He just introduces himself…he’s like “I’m A.A.” (dude is from Sosuave, but he’s also from the PUA “lair” in my area…he knows Mystery and DavidD and sh*t)
I was supposed to meet up with him actually tonight, but just happened to bump into him like this, it was crazy how I just opened the girl he came here with. And so, we start talking for a bit about club style, and he goes and chills with the girl for a little bit, hits up the DJ. I go back with my friends.
Approach #4
I see two chicks just lounging on these sofas. They’re wearing glasses, and possibly a bit chubby, but one is like an Hb6, the other Hb6.5 …seriously, there were like barely any girls to approach tonight. Anyway, I chat them up…they both go to my school. They seem like freaks, I pull them on the dance floor, and dance between them. When I pulled one, I held both her hands, and this salsa thing (gimmeyofonenumba taught it to me in my previous clubbing FR thread), where I hold both hands, and it’s really easy to turn them around, twirl them and sh*t. It gets a laugh, and seems girls love it. Anyway, they took turns grinding on either side of me. Then we go sit, and I chat them a bit, get some kino on the Hb6, and get her number.
I head back to the dance floor with some dudes I met, and some friends. We dance. Then that fattie girl finds me again, I pretend like I don’t know her to get her off me. She seems disgusted and leaves…sweet, because I was scared she might kiss me.
Then I go talk to the dude from the “lair,” AA, and his friend, the girl I opened. I buy them a round of drinks. I offered, it’s not like I’m being overly nice or sh*t, because I’m just naturally like that. It’s not like I’m supplicating or sh*t like that. Anyway, there’s like this wet t-shirt contest, and the dance stops for like 10-15min. I didn’t know about it, neither did my friends.
I get lost in the crowd and see some other guys I know. A few other guys from my dormitory…I talk to them a bit, seems like they come to this club a lot. Goddamn, my social proof was like fvcking crazy tonight. I talked to/ knew half the fvcking club. This is big, because people look at you like you’re some big shot, and I got lots of eyecontact from the few girls there.
After the t-shirt contest thing…btw, that fat chick was a contestant also…damn she was huge…hahaha, ewww.
Anyway, I go back and find the Hb6 who came here with AA. AA starts opening this set of like 4 chicks, so I go occupy his friend, Hb6. I pull her to the floor and we start dancing. I do that “salsa” move with her, and she’s digging it. We grind for a few songs, then go sit down. I chat with her for a few minutes, and I pulled the stupidest line…
I was saying she was a good dancer, and she was like “you’re pretty good too” and I said “yeah, I’ve heard only gay guys are really good dancers” and she’s like “are you gay?” and I look at her funny…and I go for the kiss. We make-out for about two minutes…and I pull away and smile, saying ****ily, “do I kiss like I’m gay?” and she smiles, and then we make-out for another couple of minutes then we head back to the dance floor and grind for a long time. We’re definitely digging each other…and she says she asks what I’m doing afterwards, and suggests going home with me.
She also bought me a shot that was more expensive than the one I bought her, so it’s cool 
I leave her with my friend and go for another approach.
Approach #5
This girls is a real *****. She’s so monotone and makes no eye contact when she’s talking to me. What a *****. Anyway, I said something like “you look like your dog just got ran over…you’re in a club…lighten up and have some fun.” She’s an idiot. I left within 30 seconds of opening her. She’s like “I’m okay” fvck that.
I go back to my chick. And we wait for the club to clear out before bouncing. She left her purse in AA’s car, so we wait for them, and then go pick her back up. We don’t do much in the car, and we get back to my place at like 3am.
We start making out, but I don’t have condoms, and I tell her than I don’t. So, I’m like we can just cuddle. We make-out more on my bed for a while, and I’m feeling up her shirt and sh*t. She stops, and I seriously feel really hot, so I stop too. I don’t have air-conditioning…and I supplicated a few times, opening the window for her and closing it and sh*t and even gave her a back massage. She was gonna give me some head but didn’t…and actually, I’m totally glad I didn’t have a condom, because we talked for a lot, and learnt that she’s a real slut who gets around a lot, and I wouldn’t want to **** her. She actually wanted to a lot…and looked to see if she had condoms in her purse but didn’t. We were kino’ing a lot throughout the night, and she kept me up. I wanted to seriously kick her out.
Like she was actually pretty annoying, and I went outside and called my friend to think up ways to kick her out. We cuddled until like 8am, then slept until like 1pm, and finally we laid in bed for an hour before going to get some coffee. She got her car and dropped me off back at my place. I think she wanted me to kiss her but I didn’t…because I didn’t want her to get the impression that I’m digging her. Because I wasn’t. She’s actually pretty cute, I’d bump her to an Hb7, but the fact that she fvcked three guys in the past week doesn’t float well with me....
Anyway, I gave her my number, she kept wanting to hangout tonight, but I told her I can’t. I don’t know if she’ll call me, hopefully she’ll get the picture that I wasn’t digging her, because I was acting bored and sh*t.
11PM
Me and two other friends go to a bar, and have a drink. We just chill and chit chat for a little bit…I flirt with one of the bartender chicks. After about half an hour, just chilling, watching some pool…I talk to another guy, and we head out.
11:30PM
We arrive at the club. I walk in like I’m the sh*t, because I am…like I own the place. We head over and lounge in some couches, because there’s barely anyone there yet. Just talk for a little bit.
12AM
I see one of my other friends, and go over and talk to him for a little bit. He’s like a natural DJ, he’s a real cool/alpha guy…knows pretty much everyone in the club. Anyway, I chat with him a bit, then go back and have a drink with my friends. It’s supposed to be ladies night, but barely any ladies are in the place so far.
12:25AM
I’m chilling by the bar talking to some other guys…we exchange names. They seem cool, and we just talk about trying to find girls to approach. Then I head to the dance floor with my other friend who I met up earlier with. We just dance in a circle, and some guy’s break-dancing in the middle…it’s pretty cool. I’m just having fun.
Approach #1
Then I spot two chicks standing by themselves. I go and open them. The black Hb9 (she was fine), is giving me solid eyecontact. I ask them where they’re from and stuff like that, no special lines…I just opened with “hey.” I pull the Hb9 on the dance floor after like 2min of chit chat…I’m hoping it would open her up a bit…she seemed a little shy. Damn she can move. She grinds up on me really well…
I don’t know why the **** I ejected on this one. Since not many people were dancing, everyone was like watching us grind, and like another two black dudes come up and try to grind on her. I head off the dance floor, and she holds my hand and comes with me…I wasn’t trying to lead her off or anything either, but she seemed into me I guess. Oh well, I just took her back to her friend and told them “have fun tonight” and left. Next time I won’t eject so soon.
Approach #2
I head back to the floor, and just dance. Then this big girl comes and grinds on me. It’s alright though, and we get up and dance on the stage. I’m thinking it’s okay, because her friends were cute, and I could hook up with them? Anyway, we dance on the stage for quite a bit, she’s digging me, and asks my name, tells me hers, etc. We sit down and I kino her for a bit. I’m just having fun, no intention of hooking up, duh…I realize she’s digging me a bit too much, so I bolt out of there and lost her in the crowd
I approached like two other girls to dance, but they were AWs I guess, because they said, “nah, I’m good…just dancing with friends.”
My two friends I came to the club with keep walking around and just drinking. One is a bit cooler than the other, he actually tries one or two approaches, the other one just wants to head out. …I’m like, “dude, the party’s just getting started”
I get another drink. And the bartender is a real hottie. Hb9, definitely. And she’s flirting with me, and we flirt for like a minute or two. I get some stares from some other dudes…she smiles at me a ton. But I figure there’s really no point, cause she works there…I’ll probably see her again anyway. We don’t exchange names or anything.
Approach #3
I walk up to the bar on the other side where my friends are, and this petite Hb6ish is giving me a lot of eyecontact, and we smile at each other. I knew I had her that second I saw her. It was on. Anyway, it’s fvcking crazy, because I’m like “what’s your name?” and she tells me, and asks my name. And then, she must be with some dude, who turns around and says to me “hey that’s a nice shirt dude”
For a second, I’m thinking, man this guy must be a PUA because that’s a pretty typical AMOG line, like “nice shirt, I had something like that in highschool.” But he doesn’t AMOG me. He just introduces himself…he’s like “I’m A.A.” (dude is from Sosuave, but he’s also from the PUA “lair” in my area…he knows Mystery and DavidD and sh*t)
I was supposed to meet up with him actually tonight, but just happened to bump into him like this, it was crazy how I just opened the girl he came here with. And so, we start talking for a bit about club style, and he goes and chills with the girl for a little bit, hits up the DJ. I go back with my friends.
Approach #4
I see two chicks just lounging on these sofas. They’re wearing glasses, and possibly a bit chubby, but one is like an Hb6, the other Hb6.5 …seriously, there were like barely any girls to approach tonight. Anyway, I chat them up…they both go to my school. They seem like freaks, I pull them on the dance floor, and dance between them. When I pulled one, I held both her hands, and this salsa thing (gimmeyofonenumba taught it to me in my previous clubbing FR thread), where I hold both hands, and it’s really easy to turn them around, twirl them and sh*t. It gets a laugh, and seems girls love it. Anyway, they took turns grinding on either side of me. Then we go sit, and I chat them a bit, get some kino on the Hb6, and get her number.
I head back to the dance floor with some dudes I met, and some friends. We dance. Then that fattie girl finds me again, I pretend like I don’t know her to get her off me. She seems disgusted and leaves…sweet, because I was scared she might kiss me.
Then I go talk to the dude from the “lair,” AA, and his friend, the girl I opened. I buy them a round of drinks. I offered, it’s not like I’m being overly nice or sh*t, because I’m just naturally like that. It’s not like I’m supplicating or sh*t like that. Anyway, there’s like this wet t-shirt contest, and the dance stops for like 10-15min. I didn’t know about it, neither did my friends.
I get lost in the crowd and see some other guys I know. A few other guys from my dormitory…I talk to them a bit, seems like they come to this club a lot. Goddamn, my social proof was like fvcking crazy tonight. I talked to/ knew half the fvcking club. This is big, because people look at you like you’re some big shot, and I got lots of eyecontact from the few girls there.
After the t-shirt contest thing…btw, that fat chick was a contestant also…damn she was huge…hahaha, ewww.
Anyway, I go back and find the Hb6 who came here with AA. AA starts opening this set of like 4 chicks, so I go occupy his friend, Hb6. I pull her to the floor and we start dancing. I do that “salsa” move with her, and she’s digging it. We grind for a few songs, then go sit down. I chat with her for a few minutes, and I pulled the stupidest line…
I was saying she was a good dancer, and she was like “you’re pretty good too” and I said “yeah, I’ve heard only gay guys are really good dancers” and she’s like “are you gay?” and I look at her funny…and I go for the kiss. We make-out for about two minutes…and I pull away and smile, saying ****ily, “do I kiss like I’m gay?” and she smiles, and then we make-out for another couple of minutes then we head back to the dance floor and grind for a long time. We’re definitely digging each other…and she says she asks what I’m doing afterwards, and suggests going home with me.
I leave her with my friend and go for another approach.
Approach #5
This girls is a real *****. She’s so monotone and makes no eye contact when she’s talking to me. What a *****. Anyway, I said something like “you look like your dog just got ran over…you’re in a club…lighten up and have some fun.” She’s an idiot. I left within 30 seconds of opening her. She’s like “I’m okay” fvck that.
I go back to my chick. And we wait for the club to clear out before bouncing. She left her purse in AA’s car, so we wait for them, and then go pick her back up. We don’t do much in the car, and we get back to my place at like 3am.
We start making out, but I don’t have condoms, and I tell her than I don’t. So, I’m like we can just cuddle. We make-out more on my bed for a while, and I’m feeling up her shirt and sh*t. She stops, and I seriously feel really hot, so I stop too. I don’t have air-conditioning…and I supplicated a few times, opening the window for her and closing it and sh*t and even gave her a back massage. She was gonna give me some head but didn’t…and actually, I’m totally glad I didn’t have a condom, because we talked for a lot, and learnt that she’s a real slut who gets around a lot, and I wouldn’t want to **** her. She actually wanted to a lot…and looked to see if she had condoms in her purse but didn’t. We were kino’ing a lot throughout the night, and she kept me up. I wanted to seriously kick her out.
Like she was actually pretty annoying, and I went outside and called my friend to think up ways to kick her out. We cuddled until like 8am, then slept until like 1pm, and finally we laid in bed for an hour before going to get some coffee. She got her car and dropped me off back at my place. I think she wanted me to kiss her but I didn’t…because I didn’t want her to get the impression that I’m digging her. Because I wasn’t. She’s actually pretty cute, I’d bump her to an Hb7, but the fact that she fvcked three guys in the past week doesn’t float well with me....
Anyway, I gave her my number, she kept wanting to hangout tonight, but I told her I can’t. I don’t know if she’ll call me, hopefully she’ll get the picture that I wasn’t digging her, because I was acting bored and sh*t.