First off, this was hte best night in my DJ careerr yet.
Secondly, This is not braggin, this is inspration for the noobys here. This is what happens when you become a ****ing alpha.
thirdyl, i am stilll ****ing tankked.
-Friend invites me to housewarming/b-day party. it's at his new house and i havn't seen him in weeks.
holy sweet mother of god, it was me, 5 other guys (2 alpha dudes, one pure AFC, one decent dude and my buddy who had his GF there)
The rest, i **** you not 14 of them were hot raver/rocker chicks and one fat chick, mostly asisan, a few white chicks.. About 20 peopel total.
i get there, introducetions, very social, very comfortable, immediate rapport. i already knoe a few people there so icwbreaking is easy.
convo is some **** bout supernatural the show and random other ****. i've got a coke bottle of morgans an dcoke so i'm good. then everybody else decides to start drinking.
4-5 jagerbombs and other assprted drinks later, we're downstairs in my buddie's room which he has all customised with a fog machine, laser show, blacklights, the ****in works. Awesome place.
from a house party it turns into a rave! most of the azns and one white chick were there and one of the alpha dudes plus afc!
**** CLUBS! this was ****ing godly! and all the time the AFC dude was of dancing by himself with a giatn glowstick!
oh man, my head was fuking spinning, i've got a perfect ass in my lap grinding and another hugging me. other alpha dude is having the same
i talk to alpha and we decide to wing each other, best ****ing idea ever! switching girls, multiple grind trains! it was beter than a real rave!
i dont know how long it was, but eventauly we head back uptairs and more booze. i start gaming the one azn givin me most IOIS, she's tight looking as hell,
we talk about random ****, i'm escalating and she's not ressiisting much, i manage to isolate and i gotta ****ing thank dicarlo escaltaion ladder, that ****ing works!!!
next hting i know i'm on second floor making out heavy,
FUnny ****! i pull my dress shirt off halfway and say "Help me!" and she helps me take both shirts off!
biggest thingi think is that stomcahc to stomach thing, after that no resistance whatso ever.
30 mins of humping and we've cumed, noobs, memo****ingrise that sex guide on thsi site. Best help evar!
i redress, head back down and rejoin party, i game one of the white chicsk hard and the funniest thing happnes!
i go to washroom and as i come back, AFC dude is trying to sit next to her on teh floor, and he dropps his ****ing beer and splashes it all over white chick!
I start laughiung uncontrolllably and screaming "HAHHAHAH i GIVE that an 8 out of 10!!!! Someone put tha ton youtube!!!"
She's FURIOUBS with this guy! she smacks him, runs into me with a hug and i say something like "Get off of me! This is a 100 dollar shirt!" she says "i'm soaked!" i say something like "Then take it off!" and she does.
AFC dude is ****ing CRYING! he's BEGGIN her to forgive him and she's throwing punches at him. i break it up and go "Wait wait!!! Round 1! FIGHT!!!"
I end up giving her my shirt since she's just in her bra and she's cuddleds up to me, i end up taking her downstairs to buddys room and ****ing her there for a bit.
afte r this, i finally head back upstais, AFC dude has no idea what i jsut did and he's on the floor bieng consoled by some of the other chicks., he's literally bawling and saying **** like "SHe hates me now! I've nown her for 3 years and shes furious at me!! I gotta talk to her! apologize!!"
I'm so tanked i'm starting to cry from laughing, my buddy has to pull me aside and yell at me to calm me down. the me and the other aalpha guys all tell him to forget it and chill, he's sobbin and still majorly depressed. i can't help bu laugh and go talk to other chivks.
AFVC goes and talks to her not once, but TWICE!!! BOTH time she gets pissed at him for saying **** like " i just want you to forgive me!" and she's like "It's ok!" and he insists" NO please i'm sorry!" so she says "Now you're pissing me off again!"
later me and the 2 Alphas were shooting hte **** at the minibar we had and just laugjhing our goddamn assses off. both of them were going home wiht their respective girls and are cheering me on with more booze (i had a funel!)
Finally, i've had like an unknonw amount of shots and all my rum, i've ****ed 2 girls within an hours of each other, and i've witnesed masssive AFCness, i finally grab my **** and say adiue.
i got every girl's # and facebook, and even the guys were like "you're a cool mutha****a!" and got their #s and facebook.
Highligths of hte night.
The best was the white chick at the end she decides to let AFC dood escort her back home cuz she lives different direction from hte rest of us, i'm at the door and as she's leaveing i yell at her to get he ass back here. she leaves the dude in the middle of the ****ing deserted road, comes back and i tell her "Put your number here' and hand her my phone.
She does, gives me a hug and kiss, then goes back
we mercilessly teese my budddys girlfriend, somone brought some almonds out and later he's like "Those are mine!" and i'm like "OMG! We're eating his nuts! Aren't you jealous!?" to her! so ****ing funny
girl gets UV paint on her pants, i say it's an aliens cumshot and hilalrity insues.
AFC dude is begging me wha tto do about hte beer shti, i end ujp sending him outside to look for some dude hwo doesn't exist!
one of the alphas was an army signal officer, we end up play boxing and we beat the **** out of each otehr and laugh it off.
Nooobs! this is what it ****ing means to be alpha, i've bnever been so proud and happy!
edit:
fukc i forgeto the last part, the AFC dude called me after and said he's trying ot bone white chick. i couldn't tell him what i did
Secondly, This is not braggin, this is inspration for the noobys here. This is what happens when you become a ****ing alpha.
thirdyl, i am stilll ****ing tankked.
-Friend invites me to housewarming/b-day party. it's at his new house and i havn't seen him in weeks.
holy sweet mother of god, it was me, 5 other guys (2 alpha dudes, one pure AFC, one decent dude and my buddy who had his GF there)
The rest, i **** you not 14 of them were hot raver/rocker chicks and one fat chick, mostly asisan, a few white chicks.. About 20 peopel total.
i get there, introducetions, very social, very comfortable, immediate rapport. i already knoe a few people there so icwbreaking is easy.
convo is some **** bout supernatural the show and random other ****. i've got a coke bottle of morgans an dcoke so i'm good. then everybody else decides to start drinking.
4-5 jagerbombs and other assprted drinks later, we're downstairs in my buddie's room which he has all customised with a fog machine, laser show, blacklights, the ****in works. Awesome place.
from a house party it turns into a rave! most of the azns and one white chick were there and one of the alpha dudes plus afc!
**** CLUBS! this was ****ing godly! and all the time the AFC dude was of dancing by himself with a giatn glowstick!
oh man, my head was fuking spinning, i've got a perfect ass in my lap grinding and another hugging me. other alpha dude is having the same
i talk to alpha and we decide to wing each other, best ****ing idea ever! switching girls, multiple grind trains! it was beter than a real rave!
i dont know how long it was, but eventauly we head back uptairs and more booze. i start gaming the one azn givin me most IOIS, she's tight looking as hell,
we talk about random ****, i'm escalating and she's not ressiisting much, i manage to isolate and i gotta ****ing thank dicarlo escaltaion ladder, that ****ing works!!!
next hting i know i'm on second floor making out heavy,
FUnny ****! i pull my dress shirt off halfway and say "Help me!" and she helps me take both shirts off!
biggest thingi think is that stomcahc to stomach thing, after that no resistance whatso ever.
30 mins of humping and we've cumed, noobs, memo****ingrise that sex guide on thsi site. Best help evar!
i redress, head back down and rejoin party, i game one of the white chicsk hard and the funniest thing happnes!
i go to washroom and as i come back, AFC dude is trying to sit next to her on teh floor, and he dropps his ****ing beer and splashes it all over white chick!
I start laughiung uncontrolllably and screaming "HAHHAHAH i GIVE that an 8 out of 10!!!! Someone put tha ton youtube!!!"
She's FURIOUBS with this guy! she smacks him, runs into me with a hug and i say something like "Get off of me! This is a 100 dollar shirt!" she says "i'm soaked!" i say something like "Then take it off!" and she does.
AFC dude is ****ing CRYING! he's BEGGIN her to forgive him and she's throwing punches at him. i break it up and go "Wait wait!!! Round 1! FIGHT!!!"
I end up giving her my shirt since she's just in her bra and she's cuddleds up to me, i end up taking her downstairs to buddys room and ****ing her there for a bit.
afte r this, i finally head back upstais, AFC dude has no idea what i jsut did and he's on the floor bieng consoled by some of the other chicks., he's literally bawling and saying **** like "SHe hates me now! I've nown her for 3 years and shes furious at me!! I gotta talk to her! apologize!!"
I'm so tanked i'm starting to cry from laughing, my buddy has to pull me aside and yell at me to calm me down. the me and the other aalpha guys all tell him to forget it and chill, he's sobbin and still majorly depressed. i can't help bu laugh and go talk to other chivks.
AFVC goes and talks to her not once, but TWICE!!! BOTH time she gets pissed at him for saying **** like " i just want you to forgive me!" and she's like "It's ok!" and he insists" NO please i'm sorry!" so she says "Now you're pissing me off again!"
later me and the 2 Alphas were shooting hte **** at the minibar we had and just laugjhing our goddamn assses off. both of them were going home wiht their respective girls and are cheering me on with more booze (i had a funel!)
Finally, i've had like an unknonw amount of shots and all my rum, i've ****ed 2 girls within an hours of each other, and i've witnesed masssive AFCness, i finally grab my **** and say adiue.
i got every girl's # and facebook, and even the guys were like "you're a cool mutha****a!" and got their #s and facebook.
Highligths of hte night.
The best was the white chick at the end she decides to let AFC dood escort her back home cuz she lives different direction from hte rest of us, i'm at the door and as she's leaveing i yell at her to get he ass back here. she leaves the dude in the middle of the ****ing deserted road, comes back and i tell her "Put your number here' and hand her my phone.
She does, gives me a hug and kiss, then goes back
we mercilessly teese my budddys girlfriend, somone brought some almonds out and later he's like "Those are mine!" and i'm like "OMG! We're eating his nuts! Aren't you jealous!?" to her! so ****ing funny
girl gets UV paint on her pants, i say it's an aliens cumshot and hilalrity insues.
AFC dude is begging me wha tto do about hte beer shti, i end ujp sending him outside to look for some dude hwo doesn't exist!
one of the alphas was an army signal officer, we end up play boxing and we beat the **** out of each otehr and laugh it off.
Nooobs! this is what it ****ing means to be alpha, i've bnever been so proud and happy!
edit:
fukc i forgeto the last part, the AFC dude called me after and said he's trying ot bone white chick. i couldn't tell him what i did