"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: 2 minute lift pick up

slickaz

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Ok so yday i saw someone (darth?) post up saying he felt anxious approaching..
so i replied with try just saying hi. even in a lift.
well this morning on my way to work i was going to the lifts in my apartment and saw this fine FB (8.5/9) in it.

i thought ok im sure i can do this and report it so guys that feel they need to be prepared with lines can see its not really that hard.
so here goes.

me: hey, morning..
she: Hi..mornin...<smiles back>
me: its closer to the weekend huh??!
she: oh yeh! tell me about it, i need this weekend!!
me: haha, well next weekends the loong weekend <we have monday off next week>
she: oh yeh! cant wait for that either, got some good plans.
me: oh yeh, im new here, anything good going on?
she: couple of parties, then im packing to go to Aspen to ski.
me: wow!! ski?!! niiiice aspen is beautiful..
she: yeh i never been but ive never ski'd either.
me: hahahaha im sure you'll be alryt..you ever rollerblade?
she: hahaha well no thats why i have a feeling im gonna get hurt..
<<we come to the ground floor>>
me: well if you can blade, then you got ur balance ryt..thats how i know ill survive on the ski's
her: yeh id love to learn how to blade first!!
me: how about you put ur number here and ill take you the local park on sat around lunch n teach you how to rollerblade..
she: wow! really? could you??im free sat after lunch anyway...
me: yeh..dont even worry bout it..n we guarantee you're safety ;)
she: hahaha ok i wont sign my life away :p but theres my number.
me: ill give you a text today so you get mine, id love to talk but i gotta get going to work..
she: ok, no problem well hit me up ill talk to you soon..have a good day.
me: see ya..


it may not be too much..
but i think it shows you dont need a play set up to get a number or a date set up the whole conversation was between the 22nd floor of my apartment building to the doors...prolly about 2 mins..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Darth

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Thanks very much for that, Slickaz. That's my style of convo^^. Great example.
 

slickaz

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Darth: You're welcome bro, start small and simple i say, just build ur confidence..you can talk about anything and get a date set up. its not difficult. just be yourself, talk about what you ALREADY know about..like mountain biking, or yoga or whatever. if its interesting to you and make it sound interesting, she'll be interested in you..its human nature to want to do smtn thats portrayed as cOOL..marketing folk thrive on this..

San Jose: thanks for the vote bro..appreciate it..it was very quick i walked away with a big smile like wow! i got a number of a hot girl that lives in my building..this is very very gooood..lol
 

L777

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Nice 1 man....doesn't have 2 be fancy to work.
 

ElStud

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Good man, the fact that you are actually approaching already puts you above half the members of this forum who talk sh*t. Keep approaching!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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amoka

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Great job.... now no more elevator mute....
 
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