Four girls saying I'm intelligent, funny, mysterious, elusive and agreeing on it...

[rgeere]

Last night while I was going to the fitness center, I rode with 4 girls who would constantly try to ask me personal questions and kept giving me cute nicknames the entire time we were there.

The tagged me as an intelligent person and wondered if I was some sort of computer person. I'd just give them ****y funny answers to everything they said to me the entire time, but wouldn't give them direct answers to their questions.

Like for example....

Girl: what color do you like?
Me: I don't play favorites. I like them all, they are like my children.

Girl: Are you dating?
Me:Hmm, these are personal questions..

Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yeah, I carry her around in a card-board box; she's the mini variety.

Girl: Are you married, then?
Me: Not anymore! I want a divorce...
Girl: From me?
Me: [sarcastic]I just can't handle the abuse anymore....

Girl: So what did you do tonight?
Me: I saw the sights, met new people, explored my options...

Girl: Do you have a car?
Me: I remember back in the day that I didn't have wheels. It sort of sucked.
Girl: [excited expression and voice tone] do you ever take any passengers?
Me: When they are out to do the things I like to do, yes.
Girl: Where do you go?
Me: As long as they enjoy my company and I enjoy theirs that's insignifigant.

After about a half hour of this they eventually started begging me for direct answers and said that I was elusive and mysterious, and were always hanging around me the entire time.

Well, tonight I ran into all of them at a school party and I struck up a conversation with them, and I told them I use to be a computer science major, and they reconfirmed that I looked intelligent.

I wasn't doing the ****y funny as much, so I asked them if they ment intelligent as in "intelligent intelligent" or "only intelligent".

One of the girls said that she would be content with whatever I perfered (escape question)

I said "intelligent intillegent is what I perfered" and walked off.

Well, I walked back by them to go to the water fountain and two started to folllow me to direct me back to their group saying"

Girls: Ohhh, come back with us, all the people are in the other direction.

They blocked my path to the water fountain so I said:

Me: Wow, do you two make a hobby of following me around? You know, for stalker girls you two are pretty cute..

They giggled and ran off, and didn't say much of anything else to me the rest of the night except for a hello or two.

I think I did alright, except that I'm not really interested in the girls and was basically using them for practice.

They seem to find me interesting atleast.

 

[Omega]

You gave it to them when you called them cute.

 

[Don_Marko]

Originally posted by rgeere
I think I did alright,

Number? Kiss? Sex?

You didn't do any damage, but no good came out of it eihter

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
You gave it to them when you called them cute.

I might have.

I was using them for practice mostly anyways, so I'm not too overly concerned if I flubbed. If I did I'll know what not to do when girls come my direction that I have greater interest in.

 

[rgeere]

Re: Re: Four girls saying I'm intelligent, funny, mysterious, elusive and agreeing on

Originally posted by Don_Marko
Number? Kiss? Sex?

You didn't do any damage, but no good came out of it eihter

I don't normally ask for numbers, since these girls live in the dorm acrost the street from mine. I can just call the school operator.

Didn't kiss any of them.

If you are caught having sex at my school you can get expelled.

 

[joecollapoppa]

This is the confession of a square. For reals. Why are you using these techniques, if you don't wanna bag these chicks. And you have to balance C/F grasshopper. You're giving them complex smart answers on every question they ask. Thats kinda being a jerk.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Thats kinda being a jerk.

I know ... And they were eating it up the entire time I was doing it.

You're right that my c&f isn't always balanced, which is why I am practicing on girls that find me interesting, but I feel nothing for so if I screw up I am not losing anything I consider entirely valuable.

 

[Caveman]

Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
You gave it to them when you called them cute.

I don't think so.
He didn't say they were gorgeous. He said they were cute. It'll make them wonder like most guys here would.

"He said we're cute. Does he mean 'cute' is an little sister cute? Does he think I'm cuter than you (her friend)? What does he mean with cute? Would he go out with a girl he finds cute?"

Girls analyze these things much more than most guys would so it will make them think and wonder about him.
Since he already started out being mysterious, I don't see how this would blow his chances.

rgeere: I think you were doing great and it was a good practise. Keep it up.

 

[Omega]

They know what he meant. I don't care if they analyze their ass in the morning, but their defently quick thinkers.

 

[JSH]

I thought the cute wasnt too bad, he was being evasive, they knew what he was after. Then he accused them of being stalkers but balanced it out.

 

[JT47319]

Try practicing CLOSING THE DEAL. or practice RAPPORT.

 

[gav]

you did a good job man.

Wow, do you two make a hobby of following me around? You know, for stalker girls you two are pretty cute..

i like that. cute can mean anything. keep it up

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by gav
you did a good job man. I like that. cute can mean anything. keep it up

Yeah, it definatelly worked... Those girls always try to strike up a conversation with me every time they see me.


One of the girls I said that to came and sat next to me when I was at the library today and said that she was stalking me as usual.