"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Found some pictures
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
brenbaus
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Sasha
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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edit. fuk it lol
Keeper
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LoL... don't forget to update what happened with that chick, Jedo1.
And for you other guys, I deleted the email he sent me. It's not something I'd like to keep on my 'puter... so PELASE stop sending me emails and PM's asking to send you the pics.
Eish.
But I guess I could describe 'em for you.
Pic #1: Pretty lady (his gf) on a beach with handsome black man standing with their arms around each other. Posing for camera.
#2: Pretty lady (his gf) sitting on soft with some other black dude on sofa, looking very comfy with him.
#3: His gf, not looking pretty anymore, with dark rings around her eyes, looking drunk as hell, holding some guys **** in her left hand and sticking her tongue out to the camera.
#4: Skanky and not so pretty lady (gf's friend), sucking some black dudes **** in the back of a car, or van, or yeah... one of those new cabs where you can put the back seats in the car floor.
#5: Same lady as in 4, I think, getting it doggy style. Just like in the porn shots.
And for you other guys, I deleted the email he sent me. It's not something I'd like to keep on my 'puter... so PELASE stop sending me emails and PM's asking to send you the pics.
Eish.
But I guess I could describe 'em for you.
Pic #1: Pretty lady (his gf) on a beach with handsome black man standing with their arms around each other. Posing for camera.
#2: Pretty lady (his gf) sitting on soft with some other black dude on sofa, looking very comfy with him.
#3: His gf, not looking pretty anymore, with dark rings around her eyes, looking drunk as hell, holding some guys **** in her left hand and sticking her tongue out to the camera.
#4: Skanky and not so pretty lady (gf's friend), sucking some black dudes **** in the back of a car, or van, or yeah... one of those new cabs where you can put the back seats in the car floor.
#5: Same lady as in 4, I think, getting it doggy style. Just like in the porn shots.
Bill S. Preston Esq
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****......
Ignore her, tell that guy. His health could be in jeopardy.
It happened to a friend of mine who's GF cheated on him and caught something and then gave it to him.
Ignore her, tell that guy. His health could be in jeopardy.
It happened to a friend of mine who's GF cheated on him and caught something and then gave it to him.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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OneArmDeeJay
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pic! oh PICS!!!!!!! pics pics pics... errr.... send them over;P
ATTENTION!!
[email protected]
... Send them over
Laterz...
ATTENTION!!
[email protected]
... Send them over
Laterz...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Zhen
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can someone host the pictures for all to see
groundzero
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Post the pics!!!
Post for all to see!!!
Post for all to see!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.