"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Found some pictures
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
brenbaus
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Sasha
Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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edit. fuk it lol
Keeper
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LoL... don't forget to update what happened with that chick, Jedo1.
And for you other guys, I deleted the email he sent me. It's not something I'd like to keep on my 'puter... so PELASE stop sending me emails and PM's asking to send you the pics.
Eish.
But I guess I could describe 'em for you.
Pic #1: Pretty lady (his gf) on a beach with handsome black man standing with their arms around each other. Posing for camera.
#2: Pretty lady (his gf) sitting on soft with some other black dude on sofa, looking very comfy with him.
#3: His gf, not looking pretty anymore, with dark rings around her eyes, looking drunk as hell, holding some guys **** in her left hand and sticking her tongue out to the camera.
#4: Skanky and not so pretty lady (gf's friend), sucking some black dudes **** in the back of a car, or van, or yeah... one of those new cabs where you can put the back seats in the car floor.
#5: Same lady as in 4, I think, getting it doggy style. Just like in the porn shots.
And for you other guys, I deleted the email he sent me. It's not something I'd like to keep on my 'puter... so PELASE stop sending me emails and PM's asking to send you the pics.
Eish.
But I guess I could describe 'em for you.
Pic #1: Pretty lady (his gf) on a beach with handsome black man standing with their arms around each other. Posing for camera.
#2: Pretty lady (his gf) sitting on soft with some other black dude on sofa, looking very comfy with him.
#3: His gf, not looking pretty anymore, with dark rings around her eyes, looking drunk as hell, holding some guys **** in her left hand and sticking her tongue out to the camera.
#4: Skanky and not so pretty lady (gf's friend), sucking some black dudes **** in the back of a car, or van, or yeah... one of those new cabs where you can put the back seats in the car floor.
#5: Same lady as in 4, I think, getting it doggy style. Just like in the porn shots.
Bill S. Preston Esq
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****......
Ignore her, tell that guy. His health could be in jeopardy.
It happened to a friend of mine who's GF cheated on him and caught something and then gave it to him.
Ignore her, tell that guy. His health could be in jeopardy.
It happened to a friend of mine who's GF cheated on him and caught something and then gave it to him.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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OneArmDeeJay
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pic! oh PICS!!!!!!! pics pics pics... errr.... send them over;P
ATTENTION!!
[email protected]
... Send them over
Laterz...
ATTENTION!!
[email protected]
... Send them over
Laterz...
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Zhen
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can someone host the pictures for all to see
groundzero
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Post the pics!!!
Post for all to see!!!
Post for all to see!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.