"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Forget V-Day
- Thread starter sux2bu
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bill-RiZeR
Don Juan
And the worst part about it is that I'm gonna be in class with a girl whom I like a lot but she isn't interested in a relationship atm...(You know the women who have their priorities set to getting a carreer/education done before anything else...but hey, love is a powerful thing...)
How lovely eh? We were suppose to go out together on a date, and I know she is ultra-damn busy...and I mean BUSY...she didn't even call nor return my call saying that she wasn't able to come...yet she says she is still willing to go out nonetheless...So I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow about what is up with this in a nice manner.
NeedToImprove
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*goes to eat lots of ice cream and suck it up *
or not :crackup:
edit: bill when they put their career crap in front of a guy, they are faking it, they just aren't interested. believe me i've been through it, i lost a gf that way.
Never ever has this been true, from any girl at any point in history. ALL women are open for a relationship, no matter the circumstances, if the right man comes along. She is just not interested and is blowing you off in a nice way. Next her man, it's never gonna happen..
Sorry.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
GO OUT
SARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
:rockon:
reyalp
Master Don Juan
i went into walmart yesterday afternoon and did approaches, i got 9 phone #s!
i felt like a raw steak in the middle of a pack of hungry wolves!
then i got back home, got on the net, did some sarging online too. got 2 phone #s last night from the net.
i rang up some of the pack last night, had great results there as well. i could smellll the singleness in their voice.
end result:
2 dates today on v-day, a date friday & saturday, and tons of women fighting for my attention
plus, today's my last day working the storm, so i'm free to coast for a while. i'm talking to another company down here about doing some work for them, we'll see how that goes. from how it sounds so far, i can still make $500-1000 a day and only work 8-5 M-F , which is even better.
so, life is goood.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by reyalp
**** yeah sarge it, this is the night!
i went into walmart yesterday afternoon and did approaches, i got 9 phone #s!
i felt like a raw steak in the middle of a pack of hungry wolves!
then i got back home, got on the net, did some sarging online too. got 2 phone #s last night from the net.
i rang up some of the pack last night, had great results there as well. i could smellll the singleness in their voice.
end result:
2 dates today on v-day, a date friday & saturday, and tons of women fighting for my attention
plus, today's my last day working the storm, so i'm free to coast for a while. i'm talking to another company down here about doing some work for them, we'll see how that goes. from how it sounds so far, i can still make $500-1000 a day and only work 8-5 M-F , which is even better.
so, life is goood.
I have been saying this for the past 2 weeks!
I have been talking to my single girl friends. I told em I was out on the sarge tonight. They said thats a really good idea because all girls who are single will feel alone on this day....this great day....V DAY. Thanks corprate features.
I even got one of them invite me over later tonight because they were lonely and were looking for some fun. I can get more numbers in town. Day off work tomorrow. Def looking for alot of # closes tonight. Kiss closes and hopefully a f close.
SARGE! :woo:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
Damn reyalp I want your job........I only make 1400 a month
reyalp
Master Don Juan
got any construction knowledge?Originally posted by El MonoLoco
Damn reyalp I want your job........I only make 1400 a month
got any computer skills?
if you meet the above criteria, somebody could put you to work in New Orleans.