"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Forget the Bible!

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Juan_Man

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Well, don't completely forget the Bible, but if you are a desperate guy, jilted or clueless, then just look at the tenets of Tom Leykis as some cliff notes, quick tips.

http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/

I used to think he was a bitter loser, but the man's a genius.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd feel better about following his rules if he could spell and use grammar correctly.

Yikes.

Oh, and his advice sucks too.
 
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The tabasco sauce in the used condom was pretty funny.
 
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Some make sense....alot are bull.



Sarge On!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Wow, Leykis the fat computer geek strikes.

Heh, sorry, that was harsh. Just..a lot of that advice is..horrible.

Stick to the tried and true DJ bible.
 
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LOL This is funny sh1t. I think it's supposed to be a joke. Anyway, this dork is spending 40$ a pop taking girls on 'dates' which means he is spending up to 120$ without even getting laid. He isn't 'dating', he is trying to pay money for sex. Then he telegraphs huge insecurity's like do not talk to groups, leave if her cell ever rings, etc.

All these rules are trying to compensate for the fact that women aren't very interested in average guys who don't understand what they want and expect. Why be the average guy? I'll even use a 'rule' from a movie, Tao of Steve's be excellent comes to mind here.
 
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