"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Forget the Bible!

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Well, don't completely forget the Bible, but if you are a desperate guy, jilted or clueless, then just look at the tenets of Tom Leykis as some cliff notes, quick tips.

http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/

I used to think he was a bitter loser, but the man's a genius.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'd feel better about following his rules if he could spell and use grammar correctly.

Yikes.

Oh, and his advice sucks too.
 
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The tabasco sauce in the used condom was pretty funny.
 
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Some make sense....alot are bull.



Sarge On!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wow, Leykis the fat computer geek strikes.

Heh, sorry, that was harsh. Just..a lot of that advice is..horrible.

Stick to the tried and true DJ bible.
 
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LOL This is funny sh1t. I think it's supposed to be a joke. Anyway, this dork is spending 40$ a pop taking girls on 'dates' which means he is spending up to 120$ without even getting laid. He isn't 'dating', he is trying to pay money for sex. Then he telegraphs huge insecurity's like do not talk to groups, leave if her cell ever rings, etc.

All these rules are trying to compensate for the fact that women aren't very interested in average guys who don't understand what they want and expect. Why be the average guy? I'll even use a 'rule' from a movie, Tao of Steve's be excellent comes to mind here.
 
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