"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

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My 5 month LTR ended today in a mutual agreement on very good terms. I would like to tell you guys that LTRs are excellent for experience. You learn so much from them. They are a truly wonderful experience with the right chick. I recommend you guys who aren't pro-LTR to get into one once given the opportunity. Ofcourse I only recommend one if it's really a chick you could see yourself with in quite some time, otherwise don't bother.

I would also suggest to aspiring DJs to learn how to pull in a lot of chicks or atleast get comfortable at attracting chicks before entering a LTR because getting the chicks and keeping them are 2 very different things. Before entering one, I suggest you read the LTR section of the bible which has some damn good information.

Otherwise, I really enjoy relationships. It's a chance to have a person that can fulfill your physical/emotional/intellectual needs and have a really good time with. It's far beyond bestfriends and I urge you guys to eventually give it a shot. If you do contemplate one, don't fear the end eather. Just accept the fact that it may one day end and just enjoy it meanwhile. It's really all about the journey, not the destination.

They are hard work... don't doubt that. And sometimes you may have to do things or put up with things you would rather not. But the plus side dominates all possible negatives. Just don't enter for the wrong reasons and kindly leave DJing at the door. No more "I don't give a fucj" or whatnot.

Anyways, that's my take. I'm taking a break from them and I'm just gonna go pimpin all the ladies and see how many I can get to cheat on their boyfriends.

Lik

PS: They really teach you alot, these LTRs... mostly about yourself.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Want to cry on my shoulder?

LTR's are bad by the way.
 

Smooth as Anything

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Green Day ****ing sucks...

Nope... thats all I have to say.

;)
 

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Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
Green Day ****ing sucks...

Nope... thats all I have to say.

;)
hoi!

i still can't play that damn song on the guitar yet

anyways, i've never had an ltr. well, sort of. not since i was 10 lol
 

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Originally posted by gav
hoi!

i still can't play that damn song on the guitar yet

anyways, i've never had an ltr. well, sort of. not since i was 10 lol
really??? i can play it...its not that hard(for me).. and im not a great guitar player.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I love green day, they're one of the only punkish bands i listen to.
 
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