Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I've made a group called The Secret Society of Snauj Nod which is backwards for Don Juans, and if you got a myspace account PM me here so I can fill you in.
Thanks,
Dimebag
Thanks,
Dimebag
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
For those with MySpace accounts
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
DrDiesel07
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The Society of Snauj nod......Wow.....Just wow......thats like so totally clever...like OMG.....i like cant even like believe how totally awesome....can i like join...like OMG please......
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
thanks for your enthusiasm. anymore words of encouragement?
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
your a moronOriginally posted by DrDiesel07
The Society of Snauj nod......Wow.....Just wow......thats like so totally clever...like OMG.....i like cant even like believe how totally awesome....can i like join...like OMG please......
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
he's been here almost 3 years. you've been here a month
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'm scratching those plans anyways because no one is interested and after a few beers I realized I wasn't really interested either...disregard the group.
SnowBlind77
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i want in
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Re: Re: For those with MySpace accounts
I hate your kind boy, get on outta here before I grab the rope and get my truck.Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL!
Sounds childish.
JC Jerkson
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
now, now children...
also, Mr. D has a point.
also, Mr. D has a point.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Man, I know this girl from Ecuador. I made out with her in the soundroom of my school's TV studio.. IT WAS BIt*hIN!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Sweet!
Actually, girls from ecuador tend to be either really hot or really ugly. Guess it all just depends on the person.
Actually, girls from ecuador tend to be either really hot or really ugly. Guess it all just depends on the person.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Dude, before I spoke I ever even talked to her I thought she was hot but at my high school like 60% of the girls are either really cute or bombshells so make up and push up bras ain't sh*t to me but I see that all the guys stop and gaze at this girl and when I hear them talk about how they want to bang her brains out, it cracks me up. Anyways, I'm getting off the topic. Yeah I notice that girls from south america are either really hot or are missing certain qualities(a.k.a you a fat smelly hoe).