Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I've made a group called The Secret Society of Snauj Nod which is backwards for Don Juans, and if you got a myspace account PM me here so I can fill you in.
Thanks,
Dimebag
Thanks,
Dimebag
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
For those with MySpace accounts
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DrDiesel07
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The Society of Snauj nod......Wow.....Just wow......thats like so totally clever...like OMG.....i like cant even like believe how totally awesome....can i like join...like OMG please......
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
thanks for your enthusiasm. anymore words of encouragement?
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
your a moronOriginally posted by DrDiesel07
The Society of Snauj nod......Wow.....Just wow......thats like so totally clever...like OMG.....i like cant even like believe how totally awesome....can i like join...like OMG please......
get off the computer and rethink your life.....
he's been here almost 3 years. you've been here a month
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'm scratching those plans anyways because no one is interested and after a few beers I realized I wasn't really interested either...disregard the group.
SnowBlind77
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i want in
Dimebag_Darrell
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Re: Re: For those with MySpace accounts
I hate your kind boy, get on outta here before I grab the rope and get my truck.Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL!
Sounds childish.
JC Jerkson
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
now, now children...
also, Mr. D has a point.
also, Mr. D has a point.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Man, I know this girl from Ecuador. I made out with her in the soundroom of my school's TV studio.. IT WAS BIt*hIN!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Sweet!
Actually, girls from ecuador tend to be either really hot or really ugly. Guess it all just depends on the person.
Actually, girls from ecuador tend to be either really hot or really ugly. Guess it all just depends on the person.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Dude, before I spoke I ever even talked to her I thought she was hot but at my high school like 60% of the girls are either really cute or bombshells so make up and push up bras ain't sh*t to me but I see that all the guys stop and gaze at this girl and when I hear them talk about how they want to bang her brains out, it cracks me up. Anyways, I'm getting off the topic. Yeah I notice that girls from south america are either really hot or are missing certain qualities(a.k.a you a fat smelly hoe).